Whitty?~Y/N
Mhm?~Whitty
Do you know how stars die?~Y/M
Usually overdoses,Y/N.~Whitty
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Hey,Whitty!~Y/N
What?~Whitty
My elderly relatives used to tease me at weddings.~Y/N
What did they say?~Whitty
They said,"You'll be next!"~Y/N
Is that all you wanted to tell me?~Whitty
No,they stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.~Y/N
WHAT THE FUCK Y/N-~Whitty
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(this is a therapist au-)
Time heals all wounds,Y/N.~Whitty
Oh really? *stabs in insane person*~Y/N
WHAT THE FUCK Y/N?!-~Whitty
Woah! Calm down! You said that time heals all wounds,so I stabbed you! Now we wait!~Y/N
OH MY GOD NOT LITERALLY-~Whitty
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Hey,hey Y/N.~Whitty
Yes,Whits?~Y/N
What has four legs and one arm?~Whitty
Uh,I don't know.~Y/N
a doberman in a playground.~Whitty
What the fuck-~Y/N
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@SyameiseDaFurry you're very welcome my person
