So this is the story of a scrumplitious daddy with two brats that have daddy issues. anyways im broke yall got money?? 😢😢
comment for part two!!!
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no bottle neck lookin bitch you mama look like that cheap ass wig off of 75th street the fuck is wrong eit u and and your while damn family looking like the mailmans mistake like the fuck
Baby you cant even catch a man you look like your playing pokemon go with these bitches like tf catch one dammint like huhhhhhhhhh
Well you cant talk wit yo build a bear ass switchin looks and personality every damn week one week you be all sweet and pretty the next you look like godzilla?? What up with that and noooo we cant forget the manipulating-
Girl you sound like a pelican hurry tf up my head hurts
Girl damn hold on, what you got dick to suck??
At least someone will take me
Girl you actin like you kim kardishan. Humble your self
*girl one reaches to pull off ratch ass weave*
BITCHHH TF YOU DOIN THAT COST MONEY
*girl 2 reaches and sidesweep tf outta her*
*girl 1 falls and pounces on girl 2 like a cheetah on that good green grass*
*continues to fight each other*
*scrumplitious suck my toes pwease 7'11 foot daddy walks in*
*both girls stop*
*scrumplitious 7'11 foot daddy that has 2 big guns that are 11 foot long*
Is that for us..? *girl 1 asks with debby ryan face*
*responds with deep voice* ofc my 2 foot beasts
Have you been fighting without daddy????? he asks with his big nostrils and beady eyes
No we havent 😫 they say while they crawl to him and suck on his toes
*pistol whips them*
WHAT DID I SAY???? he yells with his 7"11 frame looming over their bodies
his voice boomed across the city to a certain 2'2 foot king
To be continuedd
Should I name them?
YOU ARE READING
Scrumptious man
Humori was doing my hw and this came to my head have fun ig this is fun and games its not based on anyone
