My last words... for you. (Skephalo angst) (Limited words AU)

(Crack) Chapter 6- Badboyhalo is a dilf

[THIS ENTIRE CHAPTER IS NOT CANON!!! skip if u want its not important to the story]

Neither Bad nor Skeppy had thought this would have happened. They didn't know it might've happened. Fckin hell, they didn't know that this COULD HAPPEN!

How had it happened?

Dramatic flashback
*insert suspenseful and overly dramatic music*

[im on a plane rn and i feel like 💩 bc A- been wearing a makeshift binder for 15+ hours and B- I've been on planes nonstop for 15+ hours send help 😀🔫]

Bad, Skeppy, and uhhhhh vvvvurb? No uhhhhh Pu- Sam? No- uhm Dream? Yeah Dream were playing on the Dream SMP.

They were mostly horsing around, until more ppl-

[no i gotta be more specific 🧍🏻]

Until Technoblade, the Fur- Fundy, Niki<3, Jackmanifold🍔, and uhhhhh Georgenotcloth- Georgenotfound joined the vc.

[kiss me one bc u kno i had a long night
kiss me twice cuz iz gonna be alr
three times cuz ive waited my whole lyfe]

"Ya like dick an- i mean you wanna do a dare?" Techno said.

"Sur" said Skeppy (hot shtuffsh) [kill me now].

"Okay the dare is that you should spend 7 minutes bc im so oRiGiNaL in a vc with Bad and confess everything to eachother 🥸🤥😶‍🌫️😮‍💨" Techno oinked bc hes a piglin yannow

"OMG 😱" everybody else in the vc moa- gasped.

[im running on 1 hr of sleep 👨🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏾]

"Im ga- i mean c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-come on Skeppy Weppy Sheppy Fleppy UwU Alpha let's go to the vc 0//////w//////0"

"Do you guys wanna see my fav fursui-" the furry began as wittle baddie waddie and skepper weppers went into a vc together.

[they are grainy and off putting
he juz sent u moar
dont act suprized
u kno u like it u
WHO-]

"S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-Sgeppy uwu i have a confession to make 🥺👉👈..."

"What is it my sussy wussy baka?"

"I-i-i-i-i-i-i.. I like you!"

[stopppp what am I writing 😭]

"I like you to my uwu baka muffin!" Said shgeppy

"D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-does that mean we can meet up?"

"Ye"

Alls ofs as suddons, Skeppy's 26'11 tall self busted down Bads door

He enveloped Bad into a big hug, nearly crushing Bad's 1'6 self.

[THIS IS 1019 WORDSSSS 😭]

"S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-Sgeppy I don't have any words QnQ" baddie sussy wussy moaned to Skeppy as he ran out of words and became moot.

"Oh no my susay wussy baka boyfriend is moot 😭😭😭😭😭" Skeppy groaned

Bad then ran out of his window and jumped off the air and fell off wit a bellyflop

He died.

Skeppy peeked out ze window and saw baddie on the pavement, dead and started crying

"N-n-no my sussy baka commited" Skeppy sobbed

Suddenly ghostboyhalo popped up behind Skeppy and yelled

"SURPRISE SHAWTY"

And Skeppy shit his pants

And then Skeppy was so ashamed he ran away from the scene with his butt clenched and jumped of a bridge and died

The end

————
This is just a crackfic at this point lol

Some of it I tried
But still

I'm on vacation now
So

Happy pride

Happy late Juneteenth

And greetings from Bulgaria

proofread (somehow..)

1302 words

Bread, signing off!