/ 3rd person \
Sarv kicked down the door and yelled “I KILLED A BITCH”
"Good job” Ruv shouted from upstairs/ With Whitty \
“Okay, I need to get a date ready… but where? And when?” He sat there thinking to himself,
“AHA! I can ask Senpai!!” He opened a drawer and grabbed a game"Dating” sim was the name of it, and it was where Senpai lived. He placed the game on the tv and the game started up, Whitty was sucked into the game and he ended up in the starting screen. Just like on the game itself there was blood on the corner of the screen because of the multiple people sentin killed here, all the "Hating” words looked like it was painted over and the word “Dating” was written on top of it. Overall it looked pretty normal to the untrained eye, but Whitty adventured here many times. He looked at all the saves,
"God Damnit, He changed my save name again?”
Instead of ‘Whitty’ it was ‘a bomb who simps for a Russian (imagine)’
"He didn't change anyone else's name-?! Why mine?!” Whitty said complaining, he selected his save and the game loaded in, blood everywhere as usual."SENPAI!” He yelled
“🆆🅷🅾 🅳🅰🆁🅴🆂 🅴🅽🆃🅴🆁 🅼🆈 🅶🅰🅼🅴” a voice yelled “Oh- it's you,” Senpai materialized out of nowhere, he snapped his fingers and everything was clean
"Sorry for the mess, I got hungry ya know?” He flattened his shirt
"Yeah yeah, but I need help”
“You want to take Ruv on a date but you have no idea where to take him or what do to (which is basically the same thing but whatever) so you came to the person who knows about dating because they took over a killing simulator and turned it into a dating simulator or at least that's why most people think because in reality it's where they eat humans and sometimes other monsters?” Senpai said it "MatTeR Of FacT” like
"How-”
“We don't ask questions here, got that?”
"Yes sir..” Whitty said, regretting his choices. Alot"Well, how about you take him to Croissant Au Sucre! I go there at LEAST 3 times a week, I've been going more recently because ”
"What in the fuck is that-?”
“It's a French restaurant~!”
"Does he even like french food?"
“Yes! I lured him into the game and now I know everything about him. He's always wanted to try french food so it's the perfect choice!” Senpai said cackling
“I hate how your able to do that, like really hate it”
*Evil cackling coming from Senpai*
“ALSO. WHY AM I SHORT?!” Whitty said angrily
“IT'S MY GAME I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT!!” Senpai yelled, running away from an angry whitty.Whitty left the game (He was glad about returning to normal size) and searched up the restaurant,
"THE LOWEST PRICE IS $1,000?!” (Is that like an abnormal amount? I don't use American currency-) “HOW IN THE HOLY FUCK CAN SENPAI AFFORD THIS?!”
And on cue, Senpai crawled out of the TV, covered in the pink goe stuff that Spirit is made out of, He shook his head and it was gone.“I eat people, I also take their money while I'm at it” He then took some money out of his pocket and threw it at Whitty, “$10,000. Keep the extra”
“I-um, okay??”
“Well? GO! Get ready!!”
Sorry it's no where close to 1000 words, I have no motivation for shit
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A Bombs Love Story
FanfictionYALL I LOVE THIS SHIP TO MUCH IM SORRY. There will be no smut :) Fluff yes smut no It starts off as what seems to be Ruv X Sarv BUT ITS NOT I PROMISE This is my first story so it prob is cring <: An actull description: What happens when a wanted cr...