Once apon a time, there was a giraffe named Aisha,and a pineapple named Jassmin. They we're the best of friends. One day, Aisha the giraffe took Jassmin the pineapple to the pool. Aisha told Jassmin, " Hey, let's go to the deep end of the pool!" Jassmin, being a pineapple, could not respond to such a statement. Aisha then gave Jassmina floatie, and Aisha pushed Jassmin to the deep end. But, Aisha got stuck and drowned, leaving Jassmin all alone.
For months, Jassmin was laying there, alone, crying pineapple juice. Next summer, the children all came for the sexiest pool party ever. There, they promptly saw Jassmin, and ate her. Now, both Aisha and Jassmin are dead. They are in the sky. Legend has it, that they are now shapes in the sky. Then global warming was all like, " YO HOMIE, IMA HEAT UP THE EARTH NOW" So then, all the stars were like, " AWW FLIP NO SONNNNN" So then global warming and the stars had the most epic ghetto fight, insulting each other's mothers, and pimp slapping one another. Eventually, global warming was all like, " YO DAWG, TIME TO FINSIH THIS FOO!" Then the stars dissapeared. No one heard of Jassmin and Aisha after that. OWNED BY GLOBAL WARMING, STARS!
