I was getting myself ready to meet up with Captain Levi and Eren to experiment Eren's titan form. Before we went to our usual location, a strange thought came to mind. I was wondering, "Can titans.. fart..?" As someone who gathers very important research to further understand Titans, I figured this can be very important data for the public to know. I looked around to see if I had any sort of jar that can capture the fart. Luckily, I found a large glass container that was perfect for this experiment. I thought to myself, "this would be embarrassing if captain Levi knew what I was planning to study today at our experiment..." So I told Levi to rain check and "cancel" our experiment for the day. He then told me that it's fine, so he went ahead canceled it and postponed it for another day. Obviously I was just bluffing. I wanted to study this by myself—without any one else to judge. I then told Eren that we will meet in the forest privately. He was confused, but he then agreed. I told him what I wanted to experiment today. He reacted in a way that was pretty much expected. He looked at me in disgust and actually began to walk away slowly. I grabbed his arm and told him I really wanted to get a fart out of his titan form. I persuaded him to stay by explaining how important this meant to me so he finally agreed. He bit his hand like usual and started transforming. I gave him his cue to fart and so he tried but it didn't work.. But of course, I had hope! So I kept chanting and motivating him and to let out a fart!! My efforts were worth it. He finally did it! I quickly collect the fart in my jar and look at it, it appeared that nothing was in the bottle but as a scientist, I knew damn well that that jar contained very important data!
