𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵.

Nicknames.

Private chat between Vasyl and Elias.

Elias: are you okay?

Vasyl: I'm alright. Why?

Elias: I was just wondering, after you left yesterday I got worried

Vasyl: you were worried? about me?

Elias: of course! You're my friend :)

Vasyl: I see, well, you're my friend too.

Vasyl: I'm okay. I was just bored of the conversation.

Elias: damn, Lotte said the same thing

Vasyl: it appears Lotte knows me well.

Elias: you were their friend back in France right?

Vasyl: yes, we met during their first year.

Elias: I seeee

Elias: did you always live in France?

Vasyl: no, I moved there when I was 14.

Elias: that will explain why your accent hasn't changed

Vasyl: I still live with fluent Russian speakers, it's hard to drop the accent.

Elias: it's cool :)

Vasyl: my accent?

Elias: yes!

Vasyl: yours is cool, too.

Elias: really???

Vasyl: of course, Germany is a beautiful place.

Elias: you went to Germany???

Vasyl: when I was living in France, our school brought us on a tour to Germany for a holiday.

Elias: that's so cool! What city did you visit?

Vasyl: Berlin.

Elias: yeah, that is a really beautiful place :)

Elias: I'm glad you liked it

Vasyl: I best get going. I have homework. good bye, Elias.

Elias: see you, Vas!

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'Virgin Hoes' group chat.

Lotte: our names are boring

Adrian: what

Lotte: they're boring

Adrian: and??

Lotte: I'm giving us nicknames

Adrian: okay?

Lotte changed Adrian's name to Sheep.

Sheep: you can't be serious

Lotte: BAHAHAHAH

Sheep: >:(

Sheep changed Lotte's name to RichBitch.

RichBitch: can't argue there 😩 💵

Sheep: don't flex on us now

Sheep: it's unattractive

RichBitch: it's clearly attractive to you though ;)