THE BOYS 🥶🦍
Belle has been added to the group chat
Sapdaddy 🥵
Who the hell is that?
British Scum
Yeah dream, who on earth did you add?
Ellie Belly
YOOOOOO IM ONE OF THE BOISSSSS
Piss Man
Don't make me regret this
British Scum
Oh dear
Sapdaddy
Wait, why do I feel like you guys know something I don't?
British Scum
Sapnap you know exactly what's going on, you're just too dumb to realize it
Sapdaddy
Ok George, let's see you try to drive. Mr. I can't differentiate the slow down light from the fucking floor it color
Ellie Belly
Woah woah, guys I know I'm the only lady here but.... No need to fight over me
Piss Baby
Belle no.
Ellie Belly
I'd be happy to take multiple at once 😏
Sapdaddy
What if I am multiple? 😉
Ellie Belly
What if I already knew that? 😮💨
Sapdaddy
What if it's just the alpha energy I give off? 😩
Ellie Belly
What if you were the sub? 😍
Sapdaddy
What if I told you I didn't have any toxic masculinity? 🥵
Ellie Belly
What if I told you that turned me on?
British Scum
What if you both SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Ellie Belly
What if I told you that turned me on? 🤪
Sapdaddy
LMFAO GET EM BELLE
Ellie Belly
*Flips hair and walks away badassedly*
Piss Baby
Well that was quite a show, can we discuss an important topic I have now? The reason belle is here?
Sapdaddy
*Claps extravagantly ass she trips and falls on a banana peel*
Piss Baby
Guys?
Ellie Belly
*Gets up from falling with dirt all over my face and a messed up dress and even worse hair but continues to flip it again and keep walking until I reach an abandoned alleyway*
Piss Baby
Peeps I'd like to talk to you.
Sapdaddy
*begins to shake ass dramatically to power up my super speed and sprints down the alleyway only to see*
British Scum
*me. Standing there. Over your dead body. So you shut the hell up.*
Piss Baby
Guys really
Ellie Belly
*Is dead.*
Sapdaddy
*Begins to cry cause the worlds greatest ass shaker is dead.*
Ellie Belly
*Begins to morph into a salt and pepper shaker and shakes salt all over nyc.*
Piss Baby
Wtf
Sapdaddy
*Opens wide cause all that crying made me have a salt deficiency*
British Scum
Just let it happen Dream
Ellie Belly
*Moves around and begins to cover the whole world in salt, forcing primary ecological succession to begin and the world to start over with better people and a nicer environment*
Piss Baby
Wait but George didn't you literally just kill her?
Sapdaddy
*Doesnt know what the fuck a primary succesion but I see a hot person so I begin licking the salt seductively.*
British Scum
Shhhh just let it happen dream, just let it happen.
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Wc:516
Said promised chapter before I leave for camp :)
I've been going here for five or six years is I'm not worried at all.
Anyways I'm really tired rn so I'm gonna head to bed :)
Love you all :D
Mwah <3
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Fanfiction• Nepenthe • • Dreamwastaken x Oc • A boy tries to text his best friends new phone and ends up meeting someone new. Who knew they both needed eachother so badly, finding someone at the right time can lead to perfect friendships. Or Belle's mother...
