Yo Mama Jokes Book 1 Yo Mama so FAT

1. Yo Mama so FAT that when she sat on the toilet the toilet sang "A B C D E F G Get your big bum of off me".

2.Yo Mama so FAT that when she went of a Japanese ocean liner (because she wouldn't fit on a cruise ship) a whale came up out of the water and started to sing "We are family".

3. Yo Mama so FAT that on a rainy day She went out in a yellow rain coat people yelled out "Taxi".

4. Yo Mama so FAT that she stands in two time zones.

5. Yo Mama so FAT that she had to iron her clothes on the freeway.

6. Yo mama so FAT that she makes free willy look like a goldfish.

7. Yo mama so FAT that she had her passport photo taken by a satellite.

8. Yo mama so FAT the last time she saw 9024627 was on a scale.

9. Yo mama so FAT that her picture fell off the wall.

10. Yo mama so FAT that when she puts high heels on in the morning they become flats by the lunch.

11. Yo mama so FAT that when I tripped her over on 4th she beat me to 12th Ave.

12. Yo mama so FAT she got her own area code which is: 46328 = IMFAT.

13. Yo mama so FAT that when she died she broke the stairway to heaven.

14. Yo mama so FAT that she HAS to use cheat codes for the WII FIT.

15. Yo mama so FAT that they now use her instead of the globe of UNIVERSAL Studios.

16. Yo mama so FAT that when she lays on Bondi Beach people gather around and yell "Free Willy".

17. Yo mama so FAT that her farts cause global warming.

18. Yo mama so FAT she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack.

19. Yo mama so FAT that I had to take a train and 2 buses to get to her good side.

20. Yo mama so FAT she doesn't fit into this joke.

Hi guys

these jokes aren't all originals thanks for reading and please don't use these jokes without saying "no offence".