One day y/n wakes up and gets ready for the day, you brush your voluminous fiery red hair and look in the mirror "i wish something exiting would happen to me" you said to yourself, you then went downstairs to see your two white gay moms Yori Chabela and Tumani, "hey wanna play some amongus before you go to school?" asked your moms "sorry guys not today you said pushing past them, you then go to school you walked into class wearing your normal amongus drip, orange amongus is your favorite because your hair is ornage. "im so mysterious and sexy" you say to yourself as you walk into class. you sit down and get to studying, after a while you look around at all the guys (as you always lacked male validation due to not having a father) you never understood why you never could pull any guys, you are incredibly sexy. after a little more studying you start to feel a little ill, moment later you shit youself, shit is absoloutely pouring down your leg, and all the way down to your open toe shoes. the class got grossed out but you were turned on, you always had a shit kink. the teacher then sent you home to get cleaned up, you were mad no one ever understands you shit kink and no one ever gives you validation. your angrily but somehow still turned on, you walk down the halls and out of the school, how ever you white lesbian moms wouldnt pick you up. they call you saying how someone else is gonna pick u up and how its a suprise. a few minutes past, and suddenly an orange truck pulls up, the ornage colour resembles your oranage hair and yor fiery personality, suddenly the window rollsdown and a man who resembles you says your name. the man steps out of the truck and his red hair blows in the wind, "Ello love" he says you have never seen a man so amazing, attractive, and show stopping, its ed sheeran, you run up to him and smell him he smells of hot shit, and hot dogs, hes gorgues, "your white lesbian moms sent me to pick you up, im an old friend," your amazed, "that shit on you.." he said "oh yeah it was an accident" you say blushing, he looks at you and turns around showing off a large brown stain on his pants "were matching" he says winking at you. you both get in the orange truck and drive away. "wanna go get hot dogs" ed asks "oh yes they make me shit myseld" you say blushing suddenly the air heats up in the car, maybe its the combination of your fiery red hair, or maybe the passion in between you two. you both somewhat sedcutively eat the hot dogs then start to shit yourselves even more, you satrt both enlarging the brown stain on your pants. after that ed asks if you want to go back to his place. you agree and go there. his house is completely orange, the entire thing. everthing. he invites you to his bedroom, his bed is orange. you then peg him.
to be continued.
