Mom, why did you eat my cat again?

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Boop-Dee-Squigidee-doop Daddy disowned me, therefore I killed him. And now John McCain is climbing inside a naked Lebron James in my basement! Oh boy! Lebron looks frightened maybe I should jump off a cliff and then land it like a boss to make him smile. Oh never mind I died.

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