I am sorry for this I think I need help but whatever but I am really sorry and if your reading this why just why
I always loved making bread. But there was this one day that all changed. It was a usual day of me making bread but my friend recommend this one seasoning to try. I guess I should try it you say. You decide to try it and it was pretty good. So you did everything your supposed to do. While it was in the oven you heard something so you look in it and you scream it was a face on it. What the fuck you say omfg you take a second look to see if you were just seeing things. But yep there was a face you take the bread out of the oven and you just look at the face you think it just baked that way but then it started to talk. Umm hey..... My name is bread Lina and yours what the fuck is going on you thought to yourself umm it is y/n you say. what am I supposed to do now but the face is kinda cute what am I thinking just focus. So what happen you ask bread Lina. What do you mean they say you know what it doesn't matter you say. Hey your kinda cute they say what you say I said your kinda cute she says. Oh well the more you look at the bead the more you start to see the face of the hottest person alive a bag of takis omfg am I starting to have a crush on a bread loaf hy shit what is wrong with me. I mean you are cute you say while blushing. Heh heh so are you single she asked I mean yeah I am. That's good I mean do you wanna go out some times she says sure I'm not busy today you say okay let's do it she says. So you guys went to a fancy restaurant McDonald's. Then when you get home you guys decide to to do the things. Eat my ass she says I mean okay. But you take it to literal and actually start eating her you thought her screams are just pleasure noises and you keep eating and then you realize you eat her. Oh no you say fuck fuck my love I killed them ahhhhh. Then you wake up in a cold sweat holy shit I'm never eating bread again what the actual fuck I am going to therapy now.
