Random anime lemon

𝕁𝕖𝕒𝕟 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝔼𝕣𝕖𝕟

Not me writing this at work🤭

TW/kink warning: Ice play, bondage, anal, praise kink, exhibitionism, hard dom, teasing, over-stimulation, threesome, they fight over you

Word count: 4346

Also, just a note so that people don't get mad y/n is on birth control of some sort and we are working under the assumption none of them have any std's/sti's 

There are also pictures at the end of the story of Jean's car and Eren's house so that you get a feel for the setting.

Anyways on with the story Enjoy:)

"Hey we're gonna be late" Jean screamed from his spot on the couch right next to you giving you no time to cover your ears.

You punched his arm while Sasha walked out of the room fluffing up her hair that wasn't in a ponytail for once.

"Great, you're ready, what about the cue b-THAT'S IT WE ARE LEAVING WITHOUT YOU!!!" He dragged you off the couch when he saw Connie walk out of his room wearing nothing but a towel.

"Bruh how are you not even close to ready?" You questioned

"Getting dressed is the easiest part. I have to do my whole skincare routine after every shower how else do you think I get this beautiful skin?" Connie informed you

"So I am curious... How far back do you go with your skincare routine like do you do your whole scalp orr..." Sasha trailed off waiting for Connie to answer

Sasha yelped as Connie tackled her yelling "I AM NOT BALD!!"

Sasha looked up at Connie and smirked saying "well you're bald down there"

Connie put on a confused face until it clicked in and he looked down. His face reddened as he jumped off Sasha and grabbed his towel quickly wrapping it around his waist. He ran into his room and locked the door.

"Great, is he not coming now?" Jean questioned in a grumpy tone

"I'll handle it" Sasha sighed as she made her way to Connie's door "y'all go ahead we'll meet you there.

You and Jean made your way to his car and you maintained your focus straight ahead plainly saying "They are definitely going to fuck" Jean just laughed and shook his head in agreement. As you approached his car he opened your door for you bowing and saying 'm'lady' sarcastically you simply replied with 'thank you lord fuckhead' maintaining a straight face. He held his hand to his chest in mock offense before he shut your door and ya'll drove to the party.

"So this party is at whose house again?"

"Yelena's place"

"Wait who is she again"

"The hot bitch"

"Ok you already know I only think of Mikasa and one other person if you say that...you have got to be more specific."

"The one that is hotter and taller than everybody we know," you stared into his eyes trying to intimidate him into remembering the woman.

"Ohhhhhh that one..." he sat with a confused look "she's not hot tho"

"You take your words back that woman is a goddess among humans and we are lucky to be going to a party hosted by her"

"Be careful I might think you like her" he said jokingly

You punched his arm, "I have no right to like her😔"

Jean was glad you all had pulled up to her house because he definitely did not want to continue the conversation. You all made your way into the house being greeted by a number of familiar faces and a few unfamiliar drunken ones. You soon found your group of friends meeting up with Mikasa, Eren, Armin, and Annie. Armin was steadily avoiding eye contact with Annie and you found it adorable. You decided that tonight you would help him ask her out. You walked over to Armin to help him, discreetly starting a conversation occasionally turning to Annie signaling for her to join. Eventually, she gave in from her cold demeanor when she laughed at a joke Armin told. His cheeks turned red and an accomplished grin grew on his face. Eventually, they started speaking more and you were phased out of the conversation. You wandered around feeling good about your kind deed for the year until you found Jean and Eren