Narrator
Rantaro was bored in his room when he hears the doorbell ring. He drags his feet towards the door and sees Connie.
Connie's POV
Tonight is the night that I will tell Rantaro how I feel. I won't have to hide my undying love for that sexy hunk of Shrek's green shit. I will just tell him as soon as I get the chance.
Rantaro's POV
Ugh, that annoying ass son of a bitch is still visiting me. I told her to fuck off yesterday and she took it as a challenge to annoy the shit out of me every chance she gets.
Narrator
"Hey, Rantaro...uwu" Connie said while looking away shyly and blushing so hard the bitch looked like Nikado avocado.
"What" Rantaro grunted.
"Can I come in?"
"No, I am in the middle of working."
Connie looked over his shoulder into his room revealing junk food and energy drinks all over the floor. That fat ass mf was just gaming and eating like a fucking pig.
"No, you're not dummy!! Haha, you're just too funny 🥺" Connie giggled.
Rantaro rolled his eyes and opened his door to reveal his stanky ass room.
Connie's POV
Omg, it smells so much like Rantaro in here!!!! I love it so so so much! That is it I'm telling him right here right now. RIGHT RIGHT NOW-
Narrator
Connie tripped over a shrine of Kaede Akamatsu and had a heart attack. Like actually. She was rushed to the hospital immediately and was in a critical state.
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Rantaro x Connie
Fanfictionthis is for my friend Connie but you can read it if you're not her because it's still amazing. (THIS IS SATIRE BTW)
