(Y/n)s POV
Well, I'm totally screwed over.
I owe that stupid Jew 20 bucks, and I'm broke as fuck.
I made a bet that if I could beat the fuck out of some kid, kyle would owe me money, but I haven't fought anyone.
So now I owe him money.
Mabie I should start from the beginning.
I was the new kid in south park. I thought everything was cool and nice. Till I met these bastards (jk they my best friends)
But I'm surprised they all let me be there friend... Cuzz I'm a chick.
But they didn't know that. And still don't.
Iv been pretending to be a boy and when lots of people are around at school, I'll go into the boys bathroom.
I have my (h/l), (h/c) hair tucked away in my (f/c) hat. No one has noticed and I'm kinda glad to.
The only reason I started pretending is because in my old school, I would get into so much boy drama I lost all my friends, there was a fight between my ex boyfriend and boyfriend. I left both of them and to my luck we moved!
But only for this year... Then I have to leave.
I grabbed my hat and headed for Stans house. He wanted all of us to meet up for some reason.
"Hey" I said as I entered Stans house.
My dude voice was pretty good. Or good enough to fool everyone.
I looked over at cartman who was munching on cheesy Poof's.
I sat beside him and he layed down propping his feet on my lap.
Stan was talking to Kenny about something and they were fixing the x-box which was broken from a fight between kyle and cartman a couple of weeks ago.
I rubbed cartmans legs and layed back on the sofa.
"Dude, what the hell."
I looked over at him and laughed.
"What?"
"Get your little gay hands off of me!"
I looked down at my hands realizing they were getting a little to close to cartman.
My eyes went huge.
Teehee... So adorable ah!I felt like tweek with all my nervousness and twitching. I was mostly twitching because I could fell Kenny walk behind me every five minutes and trying to pull my hat off.
"Stop it kinny!" I screamed, sounding a lot like cartman. Cartman looked at me confused.
I pushed cartmans feet away and started walking over to Stan and kyle who was trying to fix the x-box.
"If it wasn't for fat ass, we wouldn't be in the shit!" Kyle screams frustrated.
"Ay! Shut your mouth you dirty Jew boy!"
I hear cartman scream, but try to hold in my girlish giggles.
"Wait which fat ass?" I ask and start laughing.
"Your not fat Jake."
Jake is my code name.Stan says and continues working on the broken gameing system.
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