(Okay this book is actually gonna be different a bit. Me and Wogmin21 will be doing a collab on here. Basically we'll work in Google Docs on each chapter, then I'll copy/paste the finals on here. Hope y'all enjoy regardless.)
(In Asgard around the after all the chaos happened and Asgard was not destroyed and Odin didn’t die yet or Frigga)
One peaceful afternoon in Asgard Loki was bored as HELL, and then the guards came to his cage to send a message,saying that Odin wants to speak with him. Loki said while trying not to sound terrified “What do you want with me now Odin, you technically turn everyone I liked against me, you gonna turn me into a 5 year old now!?” Odin responded “yes as a matter of fact, you will be banished to Midgard and stay there as a helpless 5 year old, since your personality makes you act like a toddler!!” Loki was at the edge of being ticked off at Odin as usual but he tried to keep his mouth shut. Odin did a magic spell to where Loki was shrinking to a 5 year old young boy. Loki was falling out of the sky.
(Midgard/Earth)
Loki was falling for quite a bit and he was about to fall and die(not really don’t worry). Tony Stark a guy who was on his own, also a VERY rich as FUCK man saw Loki falling and managaed to grab him in time.
(Steve may or may not give Tony a goddamn lecture of not swearing in front of kids later lol.) "Holy shit kid! Didn't know it was raining kids today- LOKI?!" Tony recognized him as soon as he got a good look at the kid. Loki was crying and feeling so ashamed to look like a 5 year old,he thought that this was the end of him for good. Tony realized the 5 year old scared boy was shaking “Loki, I am not gonna hurt you, if that’s what you think, if anything I could raise you as my own?” Loki was shocked by this and didn’t know how to answer that at all, so Tony did the answering for him and took him into the Stark Tower. Tony started running a kinda nice warm bath so Loki wasn’t dirty. After Tony washed Loki he found some clothes that would fit Loki for now.
"Feeling better now, Loki?" Tony asked him. Loki shyly nodded. Tony smiled warmly and gently petted Loki's hair. Loki shyly smiled at Tony back, then heard his stomach rumbling. His face lit up a bright red of embarrassment. "Hungry, Lokes?" Tony asked him gently. "I-I guess… Yeah…" Loki responded while staring down to the floor. Tony gently picked Loki up and carried him in his arms. "What would you like to eat?" He asked him softly. "I'm allowed to eat…?" Loki asked Tony while looking at him in confusion. Tony mentally frowned at the question. "Yes, of course you're allowed to eat, Lokes." Loki was surprised that he was allowed to even have food. "O-oh… Then umm… a sandwich? Is that what you Midgardians call it?" Tony nodded and replied, "Yes. Any type of sandwich you prefer?" Loki thought for a moment. "Whatever is simple, I guess." Tony nodded. "Any food allergies you have?" Loki didn't even know if he was allergic to anything. He shrugged. "Unsure…" Tony nodded in response. "Okay, I'm gonna have to get Bruce to do some allergy tests for that. Are you okay with peanuts and grape jelly?" Loki was a bit confused. "What do you mean?" "Can you eat those with no problem?" Tony reasked in a different way. "Ohh! Yes, I can. Why do you ask?" Tony smiled before responding. "I think you'd like where this is going."
~In the kitchen~
"Okay so, why did you call the CD a tiny record?" Clint was confused as fuck. "Because that's what it is!" Steve replied, trying to get his point across. Clint rolled his eyes. "Omg…"
"Hey guys," Tony said as he walked in. "What were you guys talking about?" Clint mentally prepared himself before answering. "Okay, Mr. Old Timer and I were having a debate, a POINTLESS debate! He claims that the CDs are like mini records!"
Tony just stood there, trying to think of what to say. "I-I mean… He's not wrong. I kinda also see them like that." "HA! I TOLD YOU! Tony agreed with me! You owe me that 50 bucks now!" Steve exclaimed happily. "Damn you Stark!" Clint was pissed at Tony. "Language! We even have a child here!" Steve pointed out.
"Oh yeah what's up with the kid, Stark? Running a daycare now?" Clint asked him. Tony looked up while making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for Loki. "No, we're not running a daycare. This is my son now, Loki."
Clint spit out his drink in shock. "As in… The god of Mischief who…?" Tony nodded. "But it's okay, guys, believe me. He won't harm us." Loki looked up at them with guilt in his eyes. "I'm sorry… Really, I am… I had no control over myself… I know that doesn't make it any better… But it's the truth… I was controlled by Thanos… He's really evil…" Loki explained to them.
"Holy shit… No wonder I was getting nightmares about a giant evil purple guy…" Clint commented. "Language, and same here…" Steve added. Loki was all shaken up and not sure if Tony, Clint, and Steve, also all the rest will accept him living with them for now on.
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"Father Tony" A Marvel Fanfic (Collab Story)
Fanfiction(Based off of my Prince Luigi Never Alone fanfic. Also thanks to Wogmin21 for this idea.) Okay let's face it, Odin is an asshole. But oh boy some of you saw this coming. As part of the punishment for the NY Attack of 2012, he turned Loki into a smal...