The Types Of Drunks

Road Trip

"Can I get the Chow Mein and orange chicken?"

"God, you're so Asian."

"Shut up. Go away then."

Evan let out a mix of a huff and sigh, watching as Shain paid for his meal, smiling and thanking the cashier. He sometimes wondered if he could ever smile without looking murderous or crazy. Walking away from him and to their table, Mitch wanted some Chinese food as well, but ended up getting pizza with Evan after he forced him too, the blonde whining it would be awkward to go alone. Jace had gotten himself some things from Subway.

"Alright! I got my food!"

Sitting down with a smile, he begins to eat. Evan glares at him shortly with a disgusted look, before turning back to his pizza. On the other two sides of the table, sat Mitch and Jace, with Mitch slipping on his drink. They all knew of Shain's habit to eat silently and talk when he finished, so they talked among themselves.

"So, at the arcade, I beat Mitch at that dancing game."

"Man, I wanna see Mitch dance. I bet it was just great."

"Shut up Evan."

"Man, telling me to shut up you shut up-"

"Shut up Evan!"

"You shut up, Shain!"

"Guys. We can all shut up together~"

"That was really gay-"

Shain cough, he was laughing but started choking on his food. Mitch patted his back, while Shain quickly downed his drink.

"Ah!"

"Pft, what was that-"

"It's was your fault Evan! Jace too!"

"What did I do?"

"Man, it's your fault!"

"No, it's your fault!"

"No, it was your fault!"

"Yours!"

"Yours!"

"Both of you calm down!"

Mitch scolded them as they both glared at each other, before sulking and returning to their food. Jace laughed, as Shain finally finished his food.

"Alright, remember, I'm picking you guys up at up at Noon, and Dante is gonna be with us too."

"Is Zeke coming?"

"NO."

Evan cut in quickly, rejecting the idea. Oh, how he hated the brunette. Snickering, Shain kept talking.

"Anyways, he called shotgun, so someone has to sit in the back. Maybe even two people if Say is coming with us."

"Alright."

"Got it."

"Ugh, I better bring my phone charger."

"Yeah, you better."

But then Jace blinked, asking Shain another question.

"Should we wear our shirts, or nah?"

"Uh..."

Mitch cut in, with his normal logic.

"We're staying at a hotel, so I would guess we get ready in there."

"Got it!"

Standing up, Shain dumped his trash into the trash bin, before dusting his hands and checking his watch for the time.

"Alright, I gotta go, clean up guys!"

~

"GET IN THE CAR LOSER! WE'RE GOING SHOPPING, ASSHOLES!"

Shain barked a happy grin on his face. To the others however, it looked more crazed then anything. Beside him, Dante laughed. The Mexican next to him had finally cut his black hair, sporting a shorter haircut. He wore a plain grey hoodie and his favorite shirt that had 'STAY CALM AND BE A' with his last name in place. His legs were covered in jeans, and slightly twitched.

Shain had ditched his glasses for contacts, and had a dark pair of sunglasses sitting on his head. He wore a open white dress shirt with a black wife-beater, showing off various necklaces. His black shorts matched his checkered vans. Although his hair was still tied back, his bangs were as messy as ever.

Evan grumbled as he climbed into the back of the car, his black shirt of his favorite band slightly getting tangled on the seatbelt. His black jeans bunched up at the knees and he cursed while smoothing them out. Jace threw his bag at him, not notciing that he hit Evan in the back of his head with it.

Jace himself had his leather jacket and black shirt, along with his skinny jeans, to which made Shain say 'What the fuck are you wearing' to him before. He opened the side door and climbed into the second set of seats, sitting behind Dante. Say, their other Asian friend who happened to be five days younger than Shain. (He'd fuss if you remained him of it.)

Say wore his normal grey hoodie and jeans, his black hair slightly combed. he sat behind Shain, sandwiching Mitch in the middle, and Evan sitting being him in the back. Mitch for a change wore his black shirt with a white tiger on it, and his usual black jeans.

"Are you guys wearing seatbelts?"

A yes or groans sounded, as the few that weren't put their's on. Shain slightly laughed, before switching out of park and into drive. He played the radio and began to drive, him and Dante talking to keep them in the front dying of boredom. The four in the back talked loudly, though the conversation sent Mitch wanting to hide.

"So, out of all of us... Who is mostly likely to go on a blind date?" Evan asked, and Jace thought about it.

"Hm... From least likely to most, Mitch, Shain, Dante, Evan, Me, and Say."

Evan nodded, seemingly agreeing with the list. Jace asked who would be top and who would be bottom.

"Let's see, Top; Shain, Me, and maybe you or Mitch. Depending on their partner. And bottom; Dante, Say and probably Mitch."

Shain laughed loudly, along with Say, Dante, and Mitch turning different shades of red. Evan and Jace snorted in laughter. Shain snickered again, before adding in his own two cents.

"What the hell are you guys talking about?"

"Ah, my god..."

Dante groaned again, hiding his face in the mirror. Shain chuckled, and listened in again.

"What?!" Mitch squealed, his voice cracking in the middle. This caused even more laughter, and Mitch got a little angry, but playfully. Dante pressed a button, and the radio began playing. Evan screamed once he heard the song.

"She knows, She knows~"

"OH MY FUCKING GOD. TURN THIS SHIT OFF. CHANGE THE CHANNEL."

Shain tried his best to not die then and there, as everyone else in the car howled in laughter. Jace wiped a tear as he tried to stop laughing but failing. Evan groaned, almost closed to tears as the one part of the song he hated most came on.

"Wah-"

"IT'S SO STUPID."

Dante looked out the window as they came to a stoplight, the people in the other cars looking at them as Evan was screaming. He nudged Shain, who screamed as Evan.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"YOU SHUT UP! AND TURN THIS SHIT OFF!"