Have you ever had a weird dream and been like,"whoa! That was weird!"
Well, I can almost bet my socks that nothing you have ever dreamt of can compete with my vast collection. So, shall we start with a classic?
#1 the vampire dream
I sat around a small bonfire, alone but it didn't bother me. I was armed with a bow and a quiver of arrows and then they struck. Vampires were everywhere and I shot at them in the dark on that beach, until one lunged at me and I woke up, still in the dream, on a cot in a metal room. All of a sudden a red head boy leaned over me and said,"hi!" I wasn't that startled so I asked him if there was anywhere I could get a bagel. He told me to go downstairs and I did. All in that downstairs room were vampires, drinking coffee out of I ❤ blood mugs..... Then I woke up for real.
I know that wasn't the weirdest dream ever but it was one of my first of many weird dreams. I'll have more.