Five Nights At Freddy's AU (Ghost & Wolf)

Security Guard

"Freddy Fazzbear's Pizza. Security guard wanted," Ghost read slowly. Wolf had gone and fetched the weekly paper. As he went through the comics, Ghost slowly read the advertisements, looking for a job. It's not like he needed money--he and Wolf just loved wreaking havoc.

Wolf looked up from his comics, which he was holding upside down. "It sounds like fun," he said.

Ghost sighed. "The comics are upside-down."

"Oh. I thought they were in Russian."

Ghost started to laugh, but quickly bolted to his feet when he noticed Dominic staring at them in the doorway. "Security guards? Really?" the demon drawled in his lazy voice. "Whatever. I heard Fazzbear's is haunted by the animatronics. Have fun with that, cowards" He turned on his heel and sashayed away, his tail swishing behind him obnoxiously.

A growl rose in Wolf's throat. "I'm not a coward," he spat. "Ghost, we have to take that job."

"I know," Ghost said, glaring at the doorway Dom had been standing in. "We're ghosts, anyway. Nothing can scare or hurt us."

"Except iron, which is in, like, everything," Wolf pointed out unhelpfully.

Ghost frowned and opened his mouth to contradict Wolf, but Lemons bounded through the doorway in all her neon-green glory.

"Hi, Big Brother," she said. "I heard you were applying for the job at Fazzbear's--That place gives me the creeps. Jaw-deck Chicka for me, okay? But be nice to Foxy."

"Who?" Wolf and Ghost said at the same time.

"You'll get to know them once you get there. But be careful, you two. Dominic's applying, too--and Foxy was the one who caused the Bite of '87."

"The who of what-now?" Wolf said, just as Ghost said, "That was ten years before I was born, how the heck am I supposed to know what it is?"

Lemons drew in a breath and told them all she knew about Freddy's--from the animatronics to the Bite.

At the end of the lesson, Ghost glanced at Wolf and Wolf glanced at Ghost. "Well, then."