Blackmail and reason Part 2 (Money Man)

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by zyxfrruit

by zyxfrruit

"Never scroll up in hell"

Never.

Ever.

Scroll up in hell.

This is the most infamous unspoken rule of the discord server.

Bordi and I stayed up all night on a voice call... occasionally we would type things instead of saying them out loud. We already made jokes about misspelled words, though this just became a breeding ground for them.

Half the night Bordi was reading fanfic while they jammed themselves in their closet. I was mostly just laying down on my bed, trying not to disturb their reading after yelling in the mic aggressive shit. I started just typing in "hell-i-guess" to pass the time as we already made up the plan to stay up all night on a vc.

As the night went on the conversations got progressively worse?? Nothing too bad, don't get the wrong idea. It just turned into us whispering "foif" into our mics.

As much shit as I give Bordi... I'm just as bad...

Though after reading that, after I explicitly said "don't get the wrong idea", why is this "hell-i-guess" so bad? WELL... this kind of format of Bordi and I staying up all night on a vc didn't exactly become a rare occurrence. The second night was worse 1/17/2021.

Again Bordi and I stayed up all night on a vc and we began the shitposts. First we would type "I like" or "I love" and slide our hand across the keyboard and let it autocorrect to get wonderful quotes such as "I love you but died". This fun stupid game later ended up in many smirk emojis, as the keyboard loves to autocorrect to stupid shit.

This is when a new character "Money Man" enters the scene. Around 3 AM we got kind of bored and I went on my phone and just started reading shit on the internet. Suddenly I hear Bordi's annoying ass voice tremble the words "Wait... what is that...?" I look up to the only light source in my room, my half broken computer monitor. The dull glow of the screen slightly strains my eyes, as I fixate them on the thing taking up half my screen, some Walmart Family Size emoji looking thing. It was a monkey emoji... smirking... truly terrifying as I burst out laughing at this stupid looking image. Bordi, also laughing at this stupid thing, tries to type "monkey man" in the chat. Again it was like 3 AM and the words "monkey man" referring to a giant smirking monkey emoji, was somehow the funniest shit in the world. I looked back up to this horrifying image and the chat where Bordi is typing. I try to read what they're saying as I read the words "money man" out loud. AGAIN 3 AM. NOT THAT FUNNY BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, A STUPID ASS SMIRKING MONKEY STARING THROUGH MY SOUL, AS SOME BITCH I MET UNDER A YEAR AGO IS WHEEZING THE WORDS "MONEY MAN" IN MY EARS WAS DEFINETLY A SCENE TO COMPREHEND!