Reacting to Randomness

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(Filler chapter,feel free to skip.)
'First off,let me show you why Chat Noir hates Christmas.'

'Jingle bells,Christmas smells, don't you even dare!It's no fun when you have to run for Plagg's camembert!Jingle bells,Christmas smells,I swear I'm gonna snap!I'm so done with this ton of Christmas family crap!'
*Definitely not me vibing and singing song the whole time*
'Let me explain.A year or so ago,I played some hide and seek,but soon my smile,bright,turned into something bleak..We all looked low and high,searching dusk till dawn,and with a cry I saw my mom was really gone..Oh,jingle bells,Christmas smells,Santa broke a leg!Ladybug let her pride knock him down a peg!Oh,jingle bells,Christmas smells,I just want a treat!Can't tell why,despite my sigh,no one let me EEEAAAATTT!'
Nino:He sounds like you,dude!Adrien:Heh..W-what a coincidence...Rose:I feel bad for Chat Noir..
'Next up,Ways to be Wicked!'


*Skipped to the actual song*
'We got all the ways to be
W-i-c-k-e-d
We got all the ways to be
W-i-c-k-e-d
C'mon hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey (haha)
All:They're..akumatized?!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Crashin' the party, guess they lost my invitation (boo-hoo)
Friendly reminder got my own kinda persuasion
Looks like this place could use a bit of misbehavior
Happily ever after with a little flavor
Bad to the bone, with even worse intentions
We're gonna steal the show, and leave 'em all defenseless
A fairy tale life can be oh-so overrated
So raise your voices and let's get it activated (ay)
Long live havin' some fun
We take what we want
There's so many ways to be wicked
With us evil lives on the right side of wrong
There's so many ways to be wicked
Apple, apple dip, dip
Wanna try it?
Tick, tick
Take a bite, c'mon, be bold
Change the way the story's told
This time the dark is finally getting your attention
We're wicked by the book and class is back in session
You like it? Steal it
Gotta beat 'em to the treasure
A right of passage- bad just doesn't get much better
Long live havin' some fun
We take what we want
There's so many ways to be wicked
With us evil lives on the right side of wrong
There's so many ways to be wicked
Mother always knows best
Show her, pass every test
Hear her voice in my head
Evil is the only
Real way to live
We got all the ways to be
Hey, hey, hey, hey
W-i-c-k-e-d
Let's go
We got all the ways to be
Hey, hey, hey, hey
W-i-c-k-e-d
(Yeah)
Long live havin' some fun (havin' some fun)
We take what we want
There's so many ways to be wicked
With us evil lives on (evil lives on)
The right side of wrong
There's so many ways to be wicked
Cruel and unusual
We're taking control
There's so many ways to be wicked
With us evil lives on the right side of wrong
There's so many ways to be wicked
Hey, hey, hey, hey
We got all the ways to be
W-i-c-k-e-d
We got all the ways to be
W-i-c-k-e-d
We got all the ways to be
W-i-c-k-e-d
We got all the ways to be
So many ways to be wicked'
Marinette:B-but I-Ladybug never got akumatized!'A girl can dream..'


Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about you all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright (alright, alright, alright, alright)?
Don't pretend. I think you know I'm damn precious
And—hell, yeah!—
I'm the motherfucking princess
I can tell you like me too, and you know I'm right (I'm right, I'm right, I'm right, I'm right)

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 04, 2021 ⏰

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