𝔾𝕒𝕣𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕠 𝕩 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣 ~𝕃𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕟~ (ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕 𝔻𝕖𝕤𝕔)

yo garcello whos your crack dealer i need soma dat shit

(this book is so long istg-)

(oh did i mention i reply to ~almost~ every comment?)

*insert cock-cello high on some crack he bought for 50 bucks cuz yall rich or whateva*

you stare at garcello ripping his one of many shirts to shreads singing something about shredding cheeze

"bro this bitch high asf"

you say as you look over at whitty and hex, who where also staring at garcello.

"fuck yeah he is, hey homie what you on?!" - whitty

"crack you bitchass bomb" - garcello

"wait-- isnt crack like..illegal?" - hex

"shut up you fuckin tv head ass bitch. you dont know shiiiitt" - garcello

"ehem. garcello you should really sleep..its 4am and i have work tomorrow. i dont want to sleep until like 8pm." - y/n

"ehmeheeheeheahasshd you can sleep babey im fiiiiinneee as helll~~~~~" - garcello

"i know. but you need sleep too, dont you remember your visiting my job?" -y/n

"visit?" garcello says like a hyper child

"yes. now if you want to go you need to fuckin sleep"

"YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAAY" garcello legit runs to bed 

* t h u m p *

in 10 seconds or less hes already asleep, on the floor next to the bed.

you hear a knock at the front door.

you answer it and its some karen-lookin ass bitch

"im here to complain about the n o i z e"

whitty aims a gun at her

"aAaH ThIs mAn iS hArRaSinG mE11!!1!!1!!!!!111!!!"

*gunshot noise*

"annoying ass betch. hex come help me hide this fatass bitch."

hex picks her up and throws her over his shoulder.

"alrighty!"

they walk out of the house to the backyard where they burn her cuz like why not

you peacefully mop the blood up. and then go to sleep 

teh next dey you all vibe for like awhile before you take a nap till like 8pm, you get ready for work and tell garcello to get ready.

time: 11am (it takes an hour to get to your job)

you both skrrt your asses to your job :)

(im leaving it off here,gimme suggestions where you should work at that convienently has a 12am-6am nightshift )

peace out simpies <3