(time travel, AU, powerful!Harry, grey!Harry, wbwl) Harry is depressed because of his twin sister, Rose. When he gets a second chance, there is one question: will he take revenge?
Thanks guys I never thought I'd get some reviews! I decided on a update schedule: Tuesday and saturday every week.
New chapter: The Stupidity
'Why did Albus send me to the Dursleys' Harry thought as Hagrid delivered him to the Dursleys. 'Like, why? Like, my parents were fit to raise me. I'll show him when I whoop him in the butt during the reincarnation of Voldemort.' Harry saw this time in the middle of the air, fit to fall asleep, because it'd be suspicous if he didn't.
1 hour later
Harry looked around. He'd finally arrived at the Dursleys. A moment passed, than a door creaked. He looked up to see the raging face of Petunia Dursley. Harry understood her, as he'd act the same towards magic if his younger sibling got magic and he didn't. He knew Rose'd easily pass off as a squib with her mediocre magical core reserves. Harry scoffed at the thought of HER defeating the dark lord. Like, she had T's on everything in her NEWTS except for charms, where she got a T-. And the ministry fired every single Hogwarts staff member thinking the saviour couldn't have flunked the test. Harry was brought back to his senses when he was friggin' slapped. Who in the world would slap a friggin 1 year old? Harry would deal with the Dursleys better. In his past life, he actually liked Dudley better than Rose, because Dudley at least apologized whilst 17 when he finally realized what he was doing. Harry will whoop the arseholes who call themselves his "dad".
10 years later
Harry loved Dudley in this dimension. He managed to slap some sense into Dudley whilst 3.
flashback
Dudley has 38 presents a year. This particular year, he had one present less. So he was in a bad mood so he and his goons walked straight into thee cupboard under the stairs thinking they could scare the crap out of Harry. They marched in grunting, then all of a sudden Harry taught him a lesson; Harry literally taught him a lesson. What he means by that is that he taught Dudley and his dumb goons what happens to you if you bully kids as an adult. The only way to keep Dudley watching is to play a cartoon. So Harry played a "Talking with Sonic" episode. Dudley...understood surprisingly well. He treated Harry with respect after that. But Vernon and Petunia's respect was left to be earned. Though Harry had somewhat earned a bit of respect by cooking and waking up without the fuss he made in his last life time.
end of flashback
Harry had been conjuring textbooks since he was four, and he'd been studying to take Hogwarts by storm by firstby creating a prank group called "the ghosts of the marauders". Just because he didn't respect James didn't mean he musn't like PRONGS.
8 days later
Harry looked forward to this day. T'is his birthday. While he was excited about that, he was more excited that he got his hogwarts letter like he could whoop the arseholes butts off. He came up with a master plan: every time everyone discussed Rose, a firework would set off on their buttocks.
Harry snickered at the thought of Dumbledore losing a buttock. It was just too much. And then at the thought of Rose's buttocks falling off. Harry fell off of his bed stifling his laughter. Harry had came on better terms with Petunia 3 days ago, and Vernon, 2. Harry knew he didn't need to get the mail, so he simply got out to get the mail early, and cast a wandless, Non-verbal Gemino which duplicated the hogwarts letter and Harry simply apparated using a special modified version of apparation which felt comfortable and didn't make a noise.
He opened his letter to find this:
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Harry went along normally along the rest of the next few months, though Dudley knew he was leaving for hogwarts. Harry practiced his apparation, and his modified version of aguamenti, bu instead of shooting water, it shot wine. It'd come in handy to fire the croaky git of a woman called Umbridge.
August 31st
Harry was putting his master plan to work: To eliminate the croaky git of a woman from the ministers side. He apparated into the DMLE with no problem, and he stole several priceless artifacts...and BROKE them. He quickly apparated into that croaky git's office, hung every thing, from broken time turners, to broken pensieves around her neck and and desks. She was sleeping, so she didn't notice the wine he shot out of his wand. He then apparated into Diagon Alley. Thankfully, he was metamorphmagus, so he turned into Rose and began acting like her...but a teeny bit worse by calling everyone a stupid pig. But he wasn't exagerating MUCH. After an hour of being treated like royalty, he apparated into Roses ACTUAL room, and she opened her mouth but Harry cast obliviate and a confundo so she says when her parents asks her about the prophet, she'll say "I went there myself!" with obvious pride, to make it sound more like Rose. Harry couldn't wait for the next day...because he's gonna whoop arses.
End of chappy! Thank y'all for reading, see you on saturday. I might even do an early update! **I'm now doing daily updates**
