jesus is such a fuck boy so every time i see him he always wanna fuck he think we are something but in reality i only like him bc of his name- ANYWAYS so i went to the church last night bc saturday nights are the funnest night. they started preachin and shit so then i just got hell wet bc of how sexy that bible be lookin' so instead I went to the bathroom and started doing the yknow what bc my standards are low enough to fuck myself. (iykyk) Yea so after the deed was done i went back to the church and prayed and went home. but i couldn't find jesus so i just kinda left it alone took a shower and went to bed. i wore this:
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-next day-
I woke up and decided to wear the cutest outfit ever!
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OMG CUTE IKR <333
So i left the room until i found jesus with another fucking whore like we werent fucking together luckily i had a bible in my purse so i took out the bible and threw it at him grabbed a bottle of alcohol that suddenly appeared then hit him with it. He fainted but idfc. After that i was arrested for attempt of murder??? anyways check out the prison fit
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Hey whores yall wanted and update so bad so here it is.
