Texter 1 : "Dude why is there a crack on my phone?"
Texter 2 : "Last night while you were drinking you threw your phone."
Texter 1 : "Now why would I do that?"
Texter 2 : "You put it in airplaine mode and threw it. You kept yelling "Transform damn you!!!"
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Texter 1 : "Dude you were so f**king drunk last night"
Texter 2 : "I wasn't drunk, I just hit my head on something."
Texter 1 : "You ran down the streets naked with a Mario hat on trying to jump over cars yelling "LETS A GO" and you ran into a street light!"
Texter 2 : "F**k"
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Texter 1 : "Dude how drunk was I last night?"
Texter 2 : "Well, at one point I convinced you to try and bite your own nose..."
Texter 1 : "Then what happend?"
Texter 2 : "You were rolling around on the floor for an hour screaming "IT'S GETTING AWAY!! IT'S GETTING AWAY!!"
Texter 1 : "I hate you more than words can express...."
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Texter 1 : "What're you saying. I NEVER get drunk."
Texter 2 : "You challanged someone saying you can out annoy him."
Texter 1 : "How does that prove I was drunk?"
Texter 2 : "You challanged an orange."
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Texter 1 : "Dude that party last night was SO sick!"
Texter 2 :"Yeah but you were SO drunk!
Texter 1 : "I was not!"
Texter 2 : "Dude, a theif stole your TV and you started running after him screaming "YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!!"
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Texter 1 :"Dude, you were so drunk last night"
Texter 2 :"I wasn't that drunk"
Texter 1 :"You stood in the middle of the backyard with a sword having people throw fruit at you, yelling "I'M THE FRUIT NINJA!!!"
Texter 2 :"Oh. Was I any good?"
Texter 1 :"Actually ya you were"
Texter 2 :"AWESOME!"
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Texter 1 :"I wasn't that drunk..."
Texter 2 : "Dude, you spent almost two hours trying to drown my goldfish o-0"
Texter 1 : "Oh I'm so stupid -____-"
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Texter 1 :"You were so drunk last night!"
Texter 2 :"Your joking, I barely drank"
Texter 1 :"You yelled "THIS IS SPARTA" then kicked your sister off the porch!"
Texter 2 :"Dude, that happens every other day..."
Texter 1 :"Well do you do it naked, with a pot on your head, and a shovel in your hand?"
Texter 2 :" -_- "
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Texter 1 :"Dude you were so drunk last night"
Texter 2 :"No I wasn't"
Texter 1 :"U were shovering batterys up your butt singing I have the power"
Texter 2 :" :O "
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Texter 1 :"Dude I wasn't that drunk...."
Texter 2 :"Bro you were sitting next to me, called me and I answered. You looked at me and started screaming "Dude this plastic box stole your voice!" and then started smacking it to your head saying "Give my friend his voice back!"
Texter 1 :"And you didn't stop me from slamming it to my head?!"
Texter 2 :"I was too busy laughing at your dumbass"
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