This is how i think being best friends with Corspe will be
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Y/n Pov:
I was sitting down on the grass as i waited for Corspe to finish pratice ,he is trying to get on the football team which is something he wanted to try and I'm the bestie so I shall support him....
When one of my ex's came up to me......
"Chad ,Do you need something?"
He smirked and looked at me
"Waiting for your so called best friend?"
My hands curled into a fist
"Oh at least I have a bestie ...Where's yours ahh wait still screwing your girlfriend?"
Chad scowled and walked closer to me ready to hit me until someone pushed him off
"We got a problem here buddie?"
I smirked knowing who that voice belonged to
"I bet ,He has a problem with us Corspe"
He smirked as he looked at Chad
"Still Sore ? That she doesn't want you"
"I guess so Hunny"
"Hunny? I knew it you'll were dating"
Me and Corspe looked at each other and laughed at him
"Fucken weak ass, Anyway lets go you smell like crap"
I pulled Corspe as we walked away for Corspe to carry me
"Put me down"
I said as I punched his back
"Ahhh no Im not gonnaaa
Cause I'm smelly so my bestie deserves to smell just like~"
He chuckled as he petted my hair
Ahhhh I have to bath when I go home
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Corspe Pov:
When i entered my house i heard Y/n going in the kitchen making theirself something to snack on
I went to the bathroom...
It is so dam freaking cold now a nice steaming bath will do..
I opened my clothes out..
I took my shirt off ..
Tossing it in the basket
And now slipped my pants off
Ready to shower
"Corspe you know where the mayo is? Ahhhh what the fuck....?"
I stood there in silence trying to process what just happened
This fucken dork
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Y/n Pov:
Dam Corspe is big down there...
R.I.P his Girlfriend ayyyy she was getting killed by himmm
"He better not make this weird when he comes out"
I eat dry ass looking sandwich in my mouth
He could have me where the mayo was
But noooo
He was flashing his junk
But why does he have a thicker ass then
Me!!
Ahhh no wonder he swings like that
The door swings open to reveal a angry Corspe
"What did you see?"
I gulp
"Nothing but your junk"
"Ahhh yes this is the manhood"
"Teach me where to find mayo? The sandwich is ass without it bish"
He scoffs at me
"Be a man!!
Anyway we need to watch Mulan today that song is in my head"
"Yeah
Yeah
I know your love of princess movies"
"Their strong women now shut the fuck up~
Bring the snacks and lesss watchhh"
I roll my eyes at his stupid self as I got the stuff and went to the lounge
_After Binge watching the night away ..The finally slept_
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Hi guys sorry i havent updated much...if you know whats going on in South Africa you would know why
So i will be posting the chapters soon as it is ready
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