harry pov
i was madly in love with ron. we had this bromance that made me blush. when ever i felt his electric touch it made me hyped! he was the chosen one,my chosen one. my little red head. i make fun of him by calling him ed sheeran and it's so cute how he blushes and starts to stutter. if lord voldy asked me how i felt i just felt like i was better then everyone else. cause i had him.*litte star a romantic song btw started playing as we go to chucky cheese
"would u dedicate this dance to me" i asked but then i noticed a lucious rat was starring at me. chunky cheese. i started aggressively twerking on ron to get his attention. i saw him starring and i sent to him gave him some cheddar cheese and amd kissed ron.
"wow mate" he blushed aggressively
"let's get on with it ron and bring that back" i said with my accent
"wow mate we won't fuck here"
"let's fuck witht the rat!"
"ok"
tw smut
we went to the storage room
we all got nakey
"this is a sin if i don't join cuase i'm a bad boy" it was jesus
"yea sure i guess"
we all had hot fiery sex
it reminded me of when i felt voldys hot spell on me
#reconnected #sinning #breakingnorms #sexythe day after we had sweet and spicy bts meal saucy sex we all went to denny's and ate and had more sex in the bathroom until we all died from a a nuclear explosion. the end. thank you.
this was written by jeri sam aofia and fiorella