"I'm ready to pull up on you, I'm ready to do what I. Baby what you wanna do? Shoot your shot 'cuz I'm bulletproof," a soldier sings.
"Yo shut up man," another soldier says as he chuckles.
"What man? That song is addicting as hell." *BOOM! POW!*
"Damn. They're bombing up the place again," a soldier says as he squints his eyes to see the view. Another bomb goes off and fire starts to arise from the distant location.
"Tsk, If they keep this up we won't have a shelter to hide from those hungry motherfuckers," a soldier on the left says as he lights up his cigarette.
"Nothing but a cold soda can fix our problems fellas," Another soldier chirps. "Hey Johnny boy, pass me a soda will ya?"
"Ugh how come you can't get it yourself you lazy dog. It's right there," John groans as he points to the soda box near the narrow corner. It was 5 footsteps away from the soldier.
"Ughhhhh it's too farrrrrrrrr," the soldier groans while waving a hand around excessively.
"Then jump to it."
"But that's too much energyyyyyyyy."
"YOU CAN GET IT YOUR-"
"John get Jeffery a soda man. He's your elder and you should respect him," another soldier by the name of Justin chimes in.
"BUT HE'S NOT OLD! HE'S 25!"
"And you're 23. Quit being a baby," the other soldier sighs.
"FINE! I'LL GET YOU LOATHY BASTARDS A SODA! AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL DO TO YOUR SODAS? I'LL PUT POISON IN THEM EACH AND SERVER THEM TO YOU BOTH!" John points his index finger in both of the soldiers faces as they stare at him with a straight face.
"Johnny boy you're so cute but if you have a plan, aren't you not supposed to tell us what it is," Jeffery smirks as he puts John's finger in his mouth.
"I WAS LETTING YOU KNOW BEFORE HAND! AND GET MY FINGER OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!" John aggressively swipes his finger out of Jeffery's mouth as Jeffery gives him a cheeky smile.
"HÖR AUF DICH ZU SCHREIEN DUMMKOPT!" an old German soldier screams in John's ear.
"OKAY OKAY I GET IT BUT WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SCREAMING IN MY EAR!" John yells back in the old man's face.
"DIDN'TSH I TELL YOU TO SHTOP SHCREAMING!"
"YES! YES YOU DID AND I REPLIED BACK TO YOU SCREAMING SINCE YOU SCREAMED IN MY EAR YOU OLD HAG!"
"WHO'SH DE OLD HAG DIPSHET!"
"YOU ARE!"
"YOU WANT TO FIGHT LITTLE BOY!"
"HELL YEAH I DO!"
"ALRIGHT DEN!" Both men get their stances ready and start walking around in circles.
"I'M GONNA KNOCK YOUR DENTURES OUTTA YOU OLD MAN!"
"I'M GOING TO FOCK YOU UP SO BAD THAT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO GET ANODA SODA FOR JEFFERY AGAIN!" The rest of the soldiers move from their spots to see what all the commotion is all about.
"Yo, no one's fighting," Justin says blocking the two men.
"OH NO I AM GONNA FIGHT HIM," John says yelling. "YOU BET I AM!"
"John shut the hell up. You're cunt. Now apologize to the old geezer."
"WHY SHOULD I APOLOGIZE! HE STARTED IT FIRST!"
