......*silence* The car fills with an awkward silence as we drive.
"Why are you both so quiet? Weren't you just saying how horny you are and how bad you two wanna fuck each other?" They both stay silent like I just spoke in tongues or something.
"I'm not even gonna try with you two," I slug back on the chair and get comfy. "I'm too drunk for this." My eyelids slowly close as I drift into a deep sleep.
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I frantically wave my hand in Sasuke's face to see if he's actually asleep. When Sasuke sleeps, its like he's sleeping beauty. Once he's asleep there's no way of waking him. When me and him were about to sleep together back in high school, the man literally passed out and we didn't get to do anything (thank God). This all happened at a party that I was holding and when I tried to wake him, because it was my house and my bed he was sleeping on, it was like he was dead. He wasn't moving but he was breathing.
"Shika," I whisper.
"What?"
"Don't you wanna fuck me?" An awkward smile begins to form on his pretty face as he looks down.
"Uh well uh... yea I guess?"
"Okay then so lets just drop this idiot off at Naru's house and we can fuck at mine. I live close to Naru sooo-"
"No no no," He interrupts. "Its a bad idea."
"Come onnnnnnnn I know you want tooooo." I look down at his partner. I brush my fingers softly along his pants.
"AH," He jolts. In a matter of seconds, "it" rises.
"INO WHAT THE HELL?!"
"Shhhh you'll wake up sleeping beauty."
"Man when we get out of this car I swear to God-"
"That you'll fuck me," I interrupt, smirking. He clenches his fist and pulls up to a gigantic condo. Its Naru's house.
"Get him of my damn car and and make sure you come back to fix this problem," Shika says. I smile at him and open the passenger door. I walk to the condo and bang on the door.
"NARU! ANSWER THE DOOR! PLEASE ITS AN EMERGANCY!"
~~~
*BANG BANG BANG* "NARU! ANSWER THE DOOR!"
"What the hell," I groan. There's banging coming from the front. And its Ino's voice. "What the hell is this bitch doing at my house at-" I pause to check the time, "1 in the goddamn morning."
"PLEASE ITS AN EMERGANCY!" Ugh what does she possibly want now. Its so fucking late for this shit.
"I'm going back to sleep," I mutter before hitting my head on the pillows again. The same annoying banging continues along the putrid screaming.
"UGHHHHH OKAY I'M COMING!" I groan. I throw the blankets on the ground and march out of bed. "Fucking bitch," I mutter. "When I get outside I'll punch you in your fucking face for waking me up you dumb bitch." When I reach to the door, I open it wide and stand there glaring at the bitch.
"What the hell do you want you whore," I hiss.
"What? You don't wanna see your best friend," She asks giving me the puppy eyes.
"No. And especially not at 1 in the damn morning." The bitch pouts her lips at me, giving me the sad puppy dog eyes.
"What the hell do you want Ino. You're wasting my fucking sleep time."
"Welllllll I have a present for youuuuu Naru," She chirps.
"Ah shut up my head hurts." I close my eyes and rub my temples. "What the present?"
