Harry : Mate pass me the salt plz
Ron : Okay fine, I sec
Harry : It's right beside you why you getting up
Ron : *Walks up to the Slytherin table a casually grabs Malfoy bridal style*
Draco : Wth you doing Weasley
Ron : You see Harry here wanted salt so, being the good friend that I am I got him both of the things he wants
Ron : * Drops Malfoy on Harry's lap
Harry : I don't want him
Draco : *mumbles* I want you tho
Ron : Shut up both of you and kiss
Draco : WHAT??!?!
Pansy : C'mon kiss already
Harry : No, first let me eat my breakfast and then I'll kiss him
Draco : The fuck does anyone care about my opinion
Harry : Sorry but no shorty
Harry * Flicks his forehead*
Draco : Hey!!! Let me go pottah
Harry : To bad too sad shorty
Draco : FUCK YOU
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Harco Skits
Random⚠️I do not own Harry Potter, neither do I own the characters⚠️ It's just Small Skits about two Harry Potter characters Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter this is fanon none of this happened in the actual books or films. Contains : Cursing Boy x Boy Gi...