Am I Okay? [ Sans x Shrek ]

Happiness.

(authors note: pretend logic doesn't exist for me, thank you!)

Shrek walked into his house and looked around for his Fiance to ask a question. He had a bag with him with a pregnancy test in it. Cleaning the mud off of his shoes he walked over to their bedroom. Sans was laying in the bed taking a nap and snoring.

Shrek shook Sans' body trying to wake him up. Sans' eyes lit up with his pupils and he woke up.

"Huh?"

"Sans, I have a question for you."

"What is it, my love?"

Shrek hesitated before blurting out what he wanted to say.

"I, I want to have a child with you!" Shrek's voice was loud and Sans was shocked.

"But? But how is this going to work.. Y'know, I'm a Skeleton and you're an Ogre."

"I've seen a Donkey and Dragon have babies, I'm sure this'll work."

"Alright, do you want to try? This once?"

"Of course. Let's do it."

Sans took off the bed sheets and his shorts, Shrek took off his clothes too and they got into position.

A while later they had finished trying for a baby. Shrek fell asleep after sex and Sans had tucked them in, they were both tired and waiting for tomorrow so they could try their pregnancy test.

It was around 8 in the morning when Shrek woke up, Sans was still sleeping and Shrek kissed his forehead before going into the bathroom.

Shrek washed his face and looked at the pregnancy test with worried eyes. He tried it.

He was waiting for the results and they came in. He was pregnant. He had started tearing up, he was so happy. It was his dream to have a family and it was finally their time.

"SANS! OH SANS!"

Sans was tired but he woke up confused.

"Huh?"

"I- I'M PREGNANT!"

"Wait, really? This isn't a joke? We're going to be a family?"

"YES! It's not a joke, oh I love you."

Shrek's green skin interlocked with Sans' bony lips. They kissed and teared up, they could be a family.