It has been more than 40 years since the demonic killer on wheels was destroyed by the living, since being forever banished to hell, the car was left to rust waiting to finally be ready to cease its existence. But in an unexpected twist, through the...
"Oh great brothers of the night who rideth upon the hot winds of hell, who dwelleth in the Devil's lair; move and appear,"
-Anton LaVey
More than 40 years ago, I've been given life by my creator Lucifer. Sent to the realm of the living and began my rampage on God's people. Many fell victim to my wheels and their blood spilled on their own lands. Until that very accursed night, the living destroyed me with dynamite, forever banished me to hell, and now here I am alone in the deserts of hell. Rusting, rotting, and fading away in a cave. I had paid the price of my failure and I will continue on rusting until the day I can finally end my existence.
But when a thunderstorm cloud came in, I know it's going to rain. Except that the lightning I see is pure blood red and the bolts appear with flames surrounding them. That is when the unexpected happen. A bolt hit me and I was expecting for my existence to end, but this is a different feeling. My body is inflamed with lightning and fire and my body began changing. My interior morphed from being like the old Lincoln from the 70's to a futuristic modern look from the future cars of the 21st century. Then my eyes, grille, roof, rear, and bumpers began changing shape. From straight lines to angles and curves, my headlight fenders have angles now as well as my grille and bumpers but I still kept my 2 doors and I don't want to end up as a 4-door vehicle. Then the strength of my indestructible body is regaining strength and my engine and my other parts are being upgraded to the max. Then as the lightning and fire faded, I turned my engine on and revved my engine a bit. My engine roared more demonic, animalistic, sinister, and mightier that I have become more powerful to even rival the strengths of angels and the many overlords of hell. Then as I rolled to a big puddle, I looked closely at my reflection and I came to a shocking surprise of my new appearance.
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I look like that I am a 21st century car, but with a modern design. I couldn't believe of what I'm seeing. I look more of a monster on wheels. But I know that I embraced myself as the monster on wheels who is now reborn. I flashed my headlights to life and they glowed brighter than ever. Then as I saw a city in the distance, it must be the place where my creator rules as the capitol of Hell itself as it is the version of the City of Manhattan in the realm of the living. Then as the bells from the clock tower rings, portals from heaven emerge and they're sending in angels to massacre the city's inhabitants. As I know their breed called exterminator angels who are sent to hell at the end of every year in time itself for population control, I assumed the worst that they are after my creator. So as I drove to higher speeds like never before, I raced to Hell's Capitol to save my creator.
As I race for my quest to save my creator from certain death by the exterminators and as my engine roared; echoing for miles, I blast my horn to remind the exterminators, the inhabitants of hell, and my creator that I have returned and I have been reborn going, "HOOONK!!! HONK!!! HONK!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNK!!!!!"
Meanwhile in Pentagram city, inside Lucifer's palace...
"No. It... can't... be." he said as he did hear my horn.
"How can he still be alive after he was destroyed by the living for over more than 4 decades ago?" he asked.
Then his wife Lilith came in to see if something is wrong.
"Lucifer. My darling. What is troubling you?" she asked.
"My love, it's coming." he said.
"What is?" she asked.
"The evil I have forged 44 years ago that was destroyed by the living is coming here." he answered.
"You don't mean-" she said in fear.
"Yes I do mean my dear. The Car has reemerged and reborn." he said.
Out in the streets of Pentagram City...
I have finally arrived in time to take on the exterminators and rescue my creator. As I came to meet the exterminators in person as they continue their mass murders on others, one of them saw me and looked at me with a look that is not natural, not human, and not angelic. I see the eyes of the exterminators filled with murder inside and all the others turned to look at me with a thirst for my blood.
As I know they want to kill me; which they can't, I revved my engine and blast my horn a few times. Then I made my attack running down five of the exterminators and spilling their blood. Then I made a U-turn to take care of the rest. But as I saw that they called reinforcements, I performed my barrel roll attack and rolled over all of the exterminators at once leaving them to explode in fiery infernos. Then I chased down the last exterminator up a parking garage to the roof top. Then as I have him trapped when it's inside a parked car, I pushed the parked car with the exterminator inside to the edge of the parking garage's roof. As it went to the parked car's passenger side, and became terrified of how high it is from up the parking garage's roof, he plead for mercy. Like I did to that human sheriff 40 years ago, I blast my horn a few times and made a loud blast, I pushed the parked car with the exterminator inside off the parking garage's roof and fell down to the ground as it blew up in flame.
After the last exterminator's death, I revved my engine and blast my horn in triumphant victory going, "HOOONK!!! HONK!!! HONK!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNK!!!!!"
