The Joke|| Hinata Shoyo x Reader

002, The Joke

You are about to text an unknown number... Do you want to proceed?

Accept<
Decline

Proceeding...

Mewni💫
If you had money... What would your favorite color be?

Volleyballkidd
Yellow?

Mewni💫
No, Red.

Volleyballkidd
That didn't make any since!

Mewni💫
That's the Joke.

Volleyballkidd
I still dont get it...

Mewni💫
You kill people for money which is why your favorite color is red!

Volleyballkidd
That's sad...

Mewni💫
Not as sad as my love life
⛓🚬😈🔫

Volleyballkidd
What happened to you..?

Mewni💫
My fish drowned then I joined the wolf clan to live then John broke my heart by dating someone from the cat clan

Volleyballkidd
That was a lot to take in but okay..!

What's your name?

Mewni💫
Plot twist. What's yours?

Volleyballkidd
I-

Hinata shoyo!

Mewni💫
L/n Y/n!

School?

Volleyballkidd
Hmmm, Karasuno!

Mewni💫
I mean I dont really go to school because I'm ways traveling with my dad but Nekoma

Volleyballkidd
That's cool

What do u-

HSJEURVSNJD

Mewni💫
I'm not the only one who speaks like that...
Nice 🙂🔫

Volleyballkidd
I'm back!

My friends took my phone

Mewni💫
I have no friends so I dont have to worry about that.

⛓🚬😈🔫

Volleyballkidd
You seem lonely...

Do you need friends?

Mewni💫
And a therapist...

Volleyballkidd
I can get you soom friends but not a therapist

Those are too much money!

So I'll add you to a gc with some of my friends!