Royal au (moved)

~|Chapter Four|~

-WELCOME TO CHAPTER 4, THE ONE YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR-

Zenix looked in between the two with a confused expression. "Why are you here? i thought you only deliver mail?" Andy placed his hands onto his hips. "First of all, rude. Second of all, I was invited." Lee rolled their eyes. "You two know each other?" Zenix hopped into the conversation. "Yeah, they were the one who delivered the invite to us." Andy replied. "Oh, well, nice to meet-" Zenix held out his hand to Lee until his hand got slapped away by Andy. "Don't "nice to meet you" them!" Andy whispered to Zenix. "And why the fuck not?" Zenix yelled out at Andy. "Sheesh, i guess prince's aren't respectful anymore these days." Lee walked away. "NOW LOOK WHAT YOU JUST DID!" Zenix yelled at Andy. "I don't see what's wrong?" Andy raised his eyebrow. "You're ruining our reputation!" Zenix glared at Andy. "Reputation my ass. I don't give a shit." Andy rolled his eyes. Zenix looked at Andy with disappointment and left.

Remi walked around the castle until he bumped into Andy. "Oh! Andy! there you are!" Remi looked at Andy. "Why do you look so annoyed?" Remi asked him as they chuckled. "Zenix, he's so goddamn annoying!" Andy replied as he looked at the jester next to him. "Woah, chill. What happened?" Remi asked. A bit concerned. "The thing is, I don't even know." Andy sighed as he looked down to his feet. "Calm down, brothers fight all the time. I bet you too will be fine afterwards." Remi smiled softly. "But for now...LET'S ENJOY OURSELVES WITH THESE CUPCAKES!" Remi yelled out with their arms in the air while holding two cupcakes. Andy chuckled. After that, they went in for the cupcakes.

"Everyone, Queen Rose is going to address a speech to all of you, so please do pay attention." A girl announced into the microphone. After they heard that, they stopped munching and started to pay attention. Queen Rose came up to the microphone.

"Hello, fellow Kings, Queens, Princes and Princesses. I'm very grateful to have all of you here, putting time into this ball. I just want to say thank you, thank you so very much for attending. So you're probably wondering why I gathered all of you here. Well, you see. You are all here to celebrate about the fact that i have adopted a wonderful girl. That girl is actually named Ruby. As some of you knew that Ruby was my former maid. I just decided that maybe, we should add someone to the family and that someone is Ruby. Please come out Ruby darling." Queen Rose confessed.

Everyone looked at the stage curious on who Ruby was. The girl came out from the shadows shyly and went over to her new mother. She was a seventeen year old girl with raven black hair and beautiful brown eyes. "Say hello." Rose whispered to Ruby. Ruby waved shyly as most of the crowd smiled some of them mesmerized by her looks. Remi looked at Andy. They noticed his blushing face and smirked. "You have a crush on her right? You can't deny it when your so flustered." Remi nudged Andy by his shoulder. "W-WHAT!? No! I do not have a crush!" Andy said flustered by Remi's sudden assumption. "Uh-huh right." Remi smirked as she looked back up at the stage.

Zenix looked beside him to see Lee. He rubbed the back of his neck nervously. "U-uhm..Hey, I never got you're name?" Zenix looked at them but they were daydreaming. He noticed that they were looking up on stage. Zenix followed their gaze only to be left with staring at Queen Rose. 'Oh..O-OH.. OHHH!! WAIT- DO THEY LIKE- OH MY GOODNESS WAIT- DO THEY LIKE QUEEN ROSE? I mean.. Is it even legal? wait so she was nineteen and i heard Queen Rose was twenty seven.. WAIT SO IS IT LEGAL OR NOT? wow, I just noticed how young Queen Rose is..' Zenix started to babble into his head. Zenix then snapped back into reality and looked back at the blushing delivery guy. "Uh, hey? your.. uh, drooling?" Lee jumped as they heard Zenix. "Jeez! Stop snooping around and sneaking up on me like that!" Lee barked out at Zenix. "Oh, uh..sorry about that. I have this one habbit.." "You don't have to tell me a whole story about it, i get it." Lee cut Zenix off. "Oh, I'm sorry." Zenix frowned.

"That was so fun!" Remi shouted out as they left the castle. "Hey, where's Prince Zenix?" Remi asked as they looked around them. "I don't know, probably fucking around." Andy rolled his eyes. Remi looked around until their eyes landed onto a specific person. The both of them ran towards them and poked them by their shoulder. "Oh, hey.. It's you." Lee looked at Andy. "Hey, do you know where Zenix is?" Andy asked them, still annoyed. "Who?" Lee raised their eyebrow. "Y'KNOW.. THAT ONE BITCH YOU BUMPED INTO?" Andy barked out at Lee. "Calm down your majesty." Remi said as they held Andy back. "Oh, I saw him going that way into an alley." Lee said as they pointed to a certain direction. "Oh, thank you just so very much." Remi thanked them and they ran to the direction Lee pointed at. Should I follow them just in case? Wait.. what am I thinking? ugh.. Lee shook their head and ran after them.

"Where Is he going?" Remi asked in whisper. They were following Zenix into the woods. After a few minutes of walking, they finally arrive to a cabin. Zenix knocked on the door and went inside. "What Is this place?" Andy asked as he looked around. "I don't know but, why is he here?" Remi asked as they looked at some flower pots that were placed outside of the cabin. "Don't you see? He's probably keeping a secret from you two." Lee calmly said. Andy and Remi looked behind them when they heard Lee. "SINCE WHEN WERE YOU H-" Both of their mouths were covered by Lee as they saw a girl walking out of the cabin with Zenix. They hid behind the cabin as they watched the girl give a bag to Zenix. Zenix waved goodbye and left. "That's.. weird?" Remi said a bit confused. "What do you think is in the bag?" Lee asked as they looked at the two. "I don't know but, I think we should head back." After Remi said that they started to follow Zenix back home. When they arrived they decided to go to the twenty four hour market to get some snacks so they wouldn't be so suspicious. After they bought some snacks they went back home. They went inside to see Zenix on the bar stool at the kitchen. Zenix turned away from his book when he noticed the others. "Hey." Zenix waved and went back to reading his book. "Yeah hi, um.. we're having a sleepover in my room. Wanna join?" Andy asked. "What's a sleepover?" Zenix looked at them confused. "WHAT. You don't know what a sleepover is!?" Andy stumbled over to Zenix and placed his face in front of Zenix's. "No? Why?" Zenix asked as he shoved Andy's face away. "What world do you live in?" Andy asked as he sat on the bar stool next to Zenix's. Zenix shrugged and continued to read his book. After a few minutes they finally convinced Zenix to join.

"So, what should we do first?" Andy asked as he sat on his princess bed. "Oh! we should do each others hair!" Remi took off their hat and held their case filled with clips and hair ties. "You keep stuff in your hat-??" Andy tilted his head. "Yeah, It's spacious. Anyways, who's first?" Remi asked with stars forming in their eyes. Everyone excluding Andy pointed at Andy to go first. "What? Why me?" Andy was already pulled to a chair before he even knew it. Remi went behind him and picked out some clips of different colors. After a few seconds Remi was already finished with Andy's hair. "Look In the mirror!" Remi gave Andy a mirror. Andy's mouth shaped into an O when he saw himself threw the mirror. "I look.." Andy looked closer into the mirror. "DISGUSTANG!!!" Andy threw the mirror across the room. "HEY!! THAT'S MY FAVORITE MIRROR YOU DUMBASS!!" Remi went and took the mirror. The mirror had a crack right in the middle of it. "Ugh, whatever. I could just buy a new one at the dollar store or something." Remi rolled their eyes. "ANYWAYS, ZENIX, YOUR NEXT DEAR." Remi clasped their hands together. "Oh dear god." Zenix sighed as he sat on the chair. "ALRIGHT SIT STILL AND I SHALL DO YOU'RE HAIR!!" Remi grabbed their hair ties and clips. They tied small pigtails on Zenix's hair and clipped some colorful clips on. "AHH LOOK!!" Remi gave him the mirror excitedly. Zenix looked into the mirror with a bored expression. "I look absolutely ridiculous." Zenix gave the mirror back to Remi. Remi gasped. "DON'T SAY THAT GURRRLLL!!" They said as they placed her thumbs on the end of his lips and stretched them. Making him look like he's smiling. Zenix slapped their hands away. "OKAY NEXTTT!!" Remi looked at Lee excitedly. "Ahh shit.." Lee sighed. Lee sat on the chair and waited for Remi to pick out some hair ties and bows. Remi tied their hair into a braid and clipped flower clips on it. "OH MY GOODNESS YOUR GORGEOUS!!" Remi squealed. Lee grabbed the mirror and looked at themself. "Damn.. I'm hot." Rea smirked.  "I bet Queen Rose would say the same." Zenix smirked. Lee turned red. "OHH YOU!!!" Lee went and tackled Zenix to the floor. After a few minutes of that they stopped. The both of them left with scars and bruises. "You two should really calm down." Remi said as they ware bandaging Zenix up. "Yeah, whatever." Zenix rolled his eyes. Andy, on the other hand was bandaging Lee up.

tbc

-BONUS-

LEE: OMG, GUYS I FOUND A BABY IN A TREE!! IT'S SO CUTE- WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S GENDER IS???

REMI: WHAT-? A BABY IN A TREE? LEMME SEE!! I WONDER IF IT LIKES APPLES?

CHENG: YOU GUYS SHOULDN'T BE WORRIED ABOUT ALL THAT!! WHAT YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT IS WHY IT WAS IN THE TREE!!

ANDY: CUZ IT'S MY BABY AND I ABANDONED IT!

CHENG: what :D?

REMI: tf?

ANDY: OH YEAH I FORGOT TO TELL YOU THAT I WAS PREGO FOR LIKE 9 MONTHS

RUBY: i'm out.

LEE: me too.

REMI: me three.

CHENG: me four.

ZENIX: me five.