warning! this does include mild NSFW and mention of sex in the use of the words "boom boom shaky shaky brutatata brutatata" you have been warned.
written by me and BR3AK1NG_WH33LZ
DK West breaks into your house at 3AM and fucking dies asmr roleplay (GONE SEXUAL) (GONE WRONG) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (COPS CALLED) (GOT POESESSED)
deez nuts 🚣
Y/N's POV:
Y/N was relaxing in my room just watching Warrior Cats AMVs at 3AM when she heard a faint tap on her window. She didn't think much of it at first, but the tapping persisted. Letting out a groan, Y/N got off her bed and walked over to her window, seeing a large man outside. The poor girl shrieked in panic, falling back as he spoke after a few more taps.
AN: yeah she's wearing this cringy ass outfit 👁️👁️
tap tap...tap tap tap
"Ewah missy, let me in" He opened up my window and reached inside, Y/N (E/C) orbs were fixated on his large build. He was rather large compared to my petite, small form. Man was he hot too.
"O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh w-w-w-w-ho a-are y-you?" I'm such an awkward potato uwu >~<!!
"Name's DK West missy~ Ewah!" He checked her out, biting his lip seductively 😏 doing the f boy pose. Damn this guy's hot.
'I think I nutted at the sight of his hunkalicious form.' She thought "UWU! C-c-c-c-can I crush your balls?"
"Anything for you missy~" He hopped into her room and stood up. He was huge compared to her miniature form
Y/N's face flushed as she dimmed her bedroom lights. Because you just do that with random strangers you just met. DK West picked up her small uwu petite form and violently threw her onto the bed. They proceeded to violently make out. Their tongues fought for dominance, DK West soon winning their quarrel. This continued for around 69 seconds before the large man pulled away from her, a trail of saliva connecting their mouths. He winked at her, placing his big hands on her thighs. Y/N blushed, pulling DK West's shirt off. He groaned, "Ewah missy~" they did the boom boom shaky shaky brutatata brutatata ⛹️⛹️⛹️
In the morning:
Y/N opened her eyes, yawning softly before noticing the big man she was next to. My god, what did she do last night? She was about to wake him before getting a sudden surge of pain and soreness in her legs. "Yeah. I think I remember now." She sighs. DK West sat up, looking at Y/N's tear filled orbs.
"What's wrong missy? Not feeling well lah?" He lifted her up in his large arms, taking her out of the bed and rocking her like a child. Suddenly, there was another tap at the window, before Y/N could do anything, another green, smaller man, broke into her house. It was DK West's little brother, Zuke. "WEST WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! THIS IS THE THIRD GIRL'S HOUSE YOU BROKE INTO THIS MONTH. THIS FUCKING MONTH. AND I GOTTA GO OUT OUT OF MY WAY, LOOKING FOR YOUR ASS. DAMN. WHAT'S WITH YOU GOING OUT AT 3AM AND BANGING A BUNCH OF GIRLS?! YOU GOT THEM ALL PREGNANT TOO." (Y/N) looked over at the other man, damn was he kinda fine too.
"Ey back off bro, she's mine." DK West glared at his brother, holding Y/N close to him before they started making out infront of Zuke.
"Oh you little.." Zuke started walking towards them, ready to take Y/N for himself. DK West pushed him away with his big ass arm. The younger brother was pissed.
Y/N broke out of the kiss, a sad look on her face, "O-other girls? You didn't tell me there were other girls." She started to cry, running to Zuke's arms. "You wouldn't know what it's like to be brocken."
Zuke and Y/N started making out infront of DK West. DK West had frowned at (Y/N). "Yeesh, Zuke, always so angry. I do the boom boom shaky shaky brutatata brutatata with Y/N, you ANGRY! And there you go again, stealing another girl that made me couldn't breathe. Robber of bitches, go fuck yourself Zuke" Zuke stopped kissing Y/N and looked at West, the two brothers were livid. "Listen West, I'm saving her from being left out in the streets like garbage. All because of you. I'm saving her from all the shit those other girls had to go through. You left those girls to fend for themselves with their child that YOU helped make."
Y/N wanted Zuke bad, something about him telling off his brother like that made her blushed hard, especially since she figured out that West had been doing horrible things to other girls, and she was his next target. Plus, Zuke was hotter anyways. Y/N and Zuke decided to run away, leaving DK West alone. The two of them went to the sewers, where they were greeted by Mayday. "Hey May." He waved, "Hiya Zuke! Nice to see...oh." She sighed, "Lord, not again." She mumbled under her breath, going to her bed to hide. "Don't worry, she does that randomly, nothing to worry about." Zuke took Y/N into his workshop, locking the door behind him.
"H-h-hey Zuke? When she said, not again, what did she mean by that?" Y/N pouted, afraid that Zuke was doing the same thing to her that West did. "Oh yeah..I usually get with the ones that my brother hooks up with after he leaves them in the dust I guess." He shrugged, putting Y/N down on the table, getting on top of her "Zuke what the fuck? I mean you're hot...so-" She sighed. hhhgg I don't feel like writing but one thing left to another and they did the boom boom shaky shaky brutatata brutatata. 🚣
A little bit later, after all of that, the two of them were laying on top of the table in the workshop, just talking about life and what to do about DK West. "So Y/N, if you don't mind me asking, what really happened last night." Zuke turned to face Y/N, "Well..He came to my window, kinda just broke in, then we uhmm..he destroyed my kazalakahoochalapoochalazakakakakka" Y/N blushed, getting off of the table, Zuke soon doing the same, "That's kinda sus." He replied.
• • •
Days had passed of Y/N and Zuke technically dating, it seemed great but there was part of her that still longed for DK West. Part of her that wanted him again. One day, she decides to go visit West in the alleyway. "U-u-um...DK West?" She called out. No reply. "West, please I know you're here. Look, I'm sorry." She spotted him in a corner, hunched over, crying. "West I-" "I don't want to hear it missy. Ewah, you've made this past week hell. You left me for my brother, I thought you were different Y/N." West sighed, turning to her with a frown painted on his face. "West the truth is..I've always been in love with you, even if you did sneak into a bunch of girls' houses and get them pregnant before leaving them for your brother, but I always knew I loved you, ever since we met at 3AM, and I'm sorry for choosing Zuke over you. I was wrong, West." She got on her knees, "Please take me back, you hunkalicious beast."
We'll just say that Y/N and West got back together, leaving Zuke alone, and they all lived happily ever after. Boohoo cry about it.
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