IM SLIM SHADY YES IM THE REAL SHADY ALL U OTHER SLIM SHADYS R JUST IMMATATING

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gogogy pov:
"AHAGUHHGUUGGGH" gogey screm-chokd as slim shady was being shoved down his throat, slim tasted kinda chalky, crispy but could use some salt. maybe       C A N L O A  O I L . you know what they say, tinkle outside the binkle, all wall no ball, bib and grib, eaf freef.... ect. moral of the story E A T  K I D S
        i swallow slim shady and think wow. Y U M M Y      T O E S.
"goid boi" drean says as he sees slim go down. suddenly theres something else in my mouth 👄 dean strated piling cummy shit in my mouthy mouth
" y u- u- u- 7- u_mm " i say with my mouth full
"shhhh" deany says suductively, "what do u mean seven?"
"im the  S E V E N   D I C K   L O R D." i say litrally spitting shit everywhere. after sliding down the shit slide I take off my prosthetic dick and reveal my seven, 12 meter long dicks. they reach past the cum pool and dead bodys, to where u pay for a year pass.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAGAHAHSUSGAG" I luagh "GAZE APON MY WOPPING PEBUS AND STAND AFRAID OF ITS GLORY I THE SEVEN DIC-"
dream pov; *being interviewed* when george said 7 dick lord i was kinda confused, but now it makes sense.
dream climbs up the slide to get a better look at georges many pebussd. ontop of the slide he could only hear bits and peices of georges muffled monologue.
"GAZE UPON Them.... I SWEAR i wil.. now ThANK..."
"I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR SAYING!" dream yells
"WHAT?!?" george replysz
"I CANT HEAR U!"
"WHA-"
no ones pov: this went on for several hours until george got frustrated and pointed one of his many pebussd at dramk and shot cum at him, u know, like a cum sniper. anyway with this george got away with the murder of 24 adults, 12 elderly, 30 children, and one famous minecraft streamer.

Credits

writers; Izzy, Joey
Disappointed reader; Cora
editor; no one, were impatient
monster supplier; Joeys mom
piss baby; Joey
P E B I S; Izzy

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thank u for reading were gonna go  piss now

izzy: i accept my treason accusation
joey; PLEASE I NEED TO PISS

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