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I Miss My Ex Prank

Hey guuuyyysssss it's billie here and TODAYYY I'm gonna be pranking Camille. I'm gonna tell her "I miss my ex".to be honest with you I dont even have an ex like there was this crazy ass girl that was obsessed with me in high school but Camille thinks that's my ex but in reality that's a obsessed ass bitch. uum let's get into this. Let's goooo.

I set up the camera. She thinks we're doing a Q&A but no that's not what we're doing.
"hey guys it's Camille and billie here and today we're doing a Q&A. Some of yall ask some inappropriate questions and we're answering all of them. The first question is.....

A/n: so I forgot to put this in the beginning but billie and doja are like friends. So billie texted doja to put "do u miss your ex" in the question box thing so she could do the Prank perfectly.

"Who's the dominate one"

Camille : not me at all
Billie : of course it's me. Always

The second question is....

"Who's the clingy one"

Camille: the both of us.

Billie:were both the same. Were just like babies. If I don't want  cuddles, I mean I love cuddles always.
If I'm not the one asking for it then it's Camille you know. We always need each other.

The next question is...

"do you miss your ex 👀"

Camille: me nooo. I got someone better than him. Someone stronger you know. Someone with a bigger *cough cough*.

Billie : AYYYYYEEE OK I SEE YOU. my balls don't grow hair so you think it's weird.

Camille: I don't think it is. Wait lemme look it up.

5 minutes later

Camille: no it's not. It means your different or sumn.
You didn't give me your answer yet

Billie :yes I do. I really miss her.
Camille : what do you mean by that?!
Billie: I mean like... I wanna go back to her type shit.
Camille : b-but I thought we were in love with each other.
Billie: but I'm not.
Camille: but you tell me everyday that your in love with me. You never felt this way. So does that mean this all a lie.

She was about to tear up.

Camille :so you trynna say you used me. Billie we have two kids billie.two kids.
Billie :but I dont love you.
Camille :ok I'm moving out. You can come see your kids when you want. My love for didn't die yet.

She was going upstairs to pack her stuff. And I stopped her . I had to tell her this is a Prank.

Billie : baby this is just a Prank. Your not going nowhere.
Camille : billie we were filming  a Q&A. This is not a Prank.
Billie:what if I tell you I have proof.
Camille :no you don't!

She was crying so hard.

Billie : baby look look here. Wait lemme end the video.

I ended the video and showed her the beginning.
I'm really not trynna lose her right now.

She finally believed me.
"lemme make this clear I don't miss my ex. Will never." I said.
"Now gimme kiss" she said  while pouting.
"I *kiss* will *kiss* never *kiss* miss *kiss* my *kiss* ex" I said while giving her kisses.
I love this girl so much. There's no me without her.

So I made it up to her by getting her chik fil a and bringing her to all her favorite places. And giving her the best dick ever which is mine. Everybody knew that. But know she can barely move. CUZ that coochie on life support. They should call me the coochie killer.

HI babies
Idk what this is.  you know what this is? 👀
Bye babies 💋