Oikage (fluff alt)

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Milkyboy and flatty Patty were having a bromance *ahem* I mean dating but fuck that homies for life bruh. They have been homies since The beautiful fuckboy did his trickery but it didn't go as plannery so they lost victory and now he sad with a blue on top. The one and only door couldn't bent and tell that he feels bad for them cause bitch he don't but because of having unnecessary feelings but why have feelings? Anygays That one popular boy who is a brunette went to the Ravenclaw in Harry Potter except no Harry Potter or Ravenclaw so just a regular old housen from low and high which is also way too thiccc with triple Cs for a single Boy who is stupid but bootiful as fuck. He knocked on the door literally who does that and after DOS knocks that boy who is a child or sibling of Daisuke in my mind just kicked the door open screaming about how doors are made to kick and that diva flatass contemporarily kicked the bluenette saying that doors were meant to be kicked so he kicked a door and the bluecherry kicked back saying the exact same thing copying the other which resulted in plagiarism and now he bouta be in jail before his older brother just comes outta nowhere and pays for bail and poofs back and now bitch he's back but an owl bitch just shows up at their doormat and show them his thiccccccc asss and tgey become jelly and started doing their trickery of jokery but bwfore that that owls probably homie comes and drag him from his ass. Quick DrAmAtIc FlaShBacK about how they know. That little bitch wanted and piano why though? Cause deCoRaTiOn probably caud petty fingers stick stones they break bones and hippity hoppity immediately asking for property. He neko neko need his was to that one abused of door and the door itself. Bitch couldn't even get himselt a piano fucking little shi disturbing some dreadful sleep it would have been nice to kill some fucker whose in their dreamland whatsoever. Of course due to having favoritism the door keeper agreed so did that flatass. And boom that's how he is here well not actually. His father haven't railed his mother and have yet released his sperm which he will grow to be this scary bmsumbass looking dude whose creepyas fuck and better of dead he would think tosssdd. The flatass so obviously kissed that blue what ever. Some random stranger ledd out his breaths and no he's not here. Idk anymore bye

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