a bucket of waht!

the unexpected

Our story starts here with our friend Danny. Dannys your everday regular kinda of guy. He does things that we all do hes one of us. He cooks, cleans, kills hookers, eats children, and traffics black tar heroin. Now youre probably thinking , "Wait i don do this." Dont lie to yourself. But back to the main point danny was sitting in class listening to the teacher bable on about triangles or some shit bit he was distracted by the girl sitting one row over two seats in front of him. Alice a 6'2" behemoth of a woman. Shes also half mexican half iraqi and spends her time lifting cars and terrorizing the elderly. "Danny!" Said the teacher. "What" said danny. "Come solve this problem on the board." "Do i have to teacher its nit a good time." Danny explaimed with great relish. "Yes you do now get up here before i make you do them all." Danny was frustrated and sighed as he walked to the board with a raging boner he got from staring at alices moustache. He looked at the problem. Find x it said he stared at the board thinking not writing shit down because danny is a lazy bastard. "54" he wrote down. "Is that right you wrinkley old bat." He said breaking the womans gaze from his throbing 4" boner. Yes but you didnt do it the way i tought so its wrong. "HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW I DIDN'T WRITE ANYTHING DOWN?!" "Redo it" saud the woman directing her gaze back to his erection. "Or how about fuck you, you ancient pervert." He said. He grabbed her by the head and used his other arm to grab her ankles and folded her backward breaking what she had left of a back. "This is what i think of math bitch." He said shoving her head into her brown balloon knot. He then elbowed himself in the stomach, farted, and pulled out a 10mm pistol and shit himself....

NOOOW we began the actual story. Hes not the protagonist you dumbshit what kind of fucking name is danny. Also everyone here is a lowlife piece of shit and antagonist who has to fight to become the biggest douchebag...

TO BE CONTINUED.