Welcome to the game. (Skydoesminecraft fanfic)

Derp Ssundee!?!?

I yawn walking down the street. I should be asleep but I need something's for tonight. I look down at my watch. Suddenly I collide with another person.
" Oh sorry I didn't see you there."
" Uh it's alright...."
I look at him. His face was familiar but his eyes where blocked by his sunglasses. And his voice.
" I run into people a lot it was just a matter of time before I ran into some one I- er else."
" Do I know you?"
" Nooooooooooo... Well maybe."
" Wait a minute! Ian! Is that y-."
He covers my mouth with his hand.
" You're so loud my mom can hear you."
I raise an eyebrow at him.
"You live near by right?"
"Uh yeah."
" Can we go there?"
"Sure but -"
" Let's go!"
I lopped his arm with mine. And I started to walk home. Why is Ian doing this? Why did I go along with it?
We get to my house and he starts looking around the house. He walks back over to me.
" Hi there sky!"
" Uh hi Ian."
" My names not Ian."
"What?"
He takes off the sunglasses revealing his crooked eyes.
" Derp Ssundee!?!?!"
" That's my name!" He said with a smile.
" I thought you where something Ian made up."
" No I'm a real person."
" I can see."
" Really I didn't think you could you look far to tired."
" I am tired."
" Why?"
" It's my new job. I'm a night guard at a pizzeria."
" When's your next shift?"
" Tonight."
"Oh can I come!"
" Uh sure but I need some sleep."
" Alright I'll wait until it's time to go then!"