Leave me alone. // JSE egos //

Dealing with the Glitch

(This is my first ever ego book that i have written, if I get any of Henrik's speech wrong, feel free to correct me in the comments.)

My name is Henrik Von Schneeplestein, I am a qualified doctor in ze medical field, But zat does not exclude my rambunctious past. Vhen I was a young boy, I decided to do something zat would completely change my life forever, Summon a demonic entity. Ze demon that I had summoned has sadly clung to me, proceeding to annoy the ever-loving Scheisse out of me! This foul creatu-

 "Ḥ̴̲̘̩̻̅̆͗̕͜é̷͆̌̌͝͠͝y̷͐̈!̷" came a glitchy voice over the doctor's shoulder.  

"For one, it's your fault I'm stuck to you and secondly, I have a fookin' name, y'know."  The doctor proceeded to sigh, looking up from his journal and at the glitchy demon that stood behind him. "Yes Anti, I know you have a name, and now I also know zat you are a nosy fucker! Mind your own business you Glitch Hündin!" Anti proceeded to shoot Henrik a death glare, not that it bothered the doctor due to him dealing with the glitch for 25 years now. The glitch sat cross legged in the air, waiting for the doctor to finish his yelling spree, He honestly didn't care about being yelled at by Henrik, he found it hilarious when he was pissed off.

"Alright, calm your tits, Doc. I didn't see anything embarrassing anyways, if I did, I'd never  let ya live it down"  Anti said to the doctor as a grin ran across his face. Henrik sighed "Werde ich jemals eine verdammte Pause von dir bekommen.." "In your case, no, never." He proceeded to stare at the glitch, looking ready to strangle him but restrained himself  "If you have to be here Anti, make yourself of some use and clean up ze office or stay out of my vay." Henrik said to the demon before grabbing his garment and his mask, turning to face the glitch "Now, I have an important zurgery in a few minutes, fuck it up for me, and i vill make you wish you never clung onto me, got it?" Anti let out an annoyed sigh before nodding his head, he may like seeing Henrik pissed off but he fully well knows he's not one to fuck with. "Good." He said before leaving the room, leaving Anti all alone.  After the door shut, Anti stood up on his legs and began to walk around the room, admiring the doctor's equipment in his office. The office was relatively clean except the coffee spills and scattered equipment everywhere. 'Like I'm going to do his dirty work' Anti thought to himself, out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Henrik's computer. He suddenly had an idea to fuck with the doctor, with a devilish smile on his face, he zapped himself into Henrik's computer

'Messier than his desk, what the fook does he even do with half of these?' He wandered through more and more files on Henrik's computer, he at least had some decency and didn't look into them. After a while of wandering, he heard a door slam shut, quickly, Anti ran behind a folder in Henrik's computer, getting ready to scare the German man shitless.

Henrik proceeded to enter the room, slumping down onto his office chair, he knew surgeries would be a long and stressful ordeal, but that was next level! He sighed, straightening his posture before he glanced down at the untouched coffee stains than made symmetrical ring around the cream coloured desk. 'Knew I shouldn't of expected zat demon to do anything.' He thought to himself before turning to his computer, turning it on only to be greeted by an array of glitches, dancing around. "Anti, i know zat this is your doing, get out of my computer before you ruin any of my files." He said to the glitching screen before hearing an annoyed groan that emitted from the device.

The glitch shot himself out of Henrik's computer, pouting on the doctor's examination table. "Your no fun, old man.."

"And you think your shenanigans are considered 'fun'"

"They are! You're just too boring to understand the meaning of real fun."

"It also seems zat your insults have dissolved too"

"Just shut up already you motherfooker!"

Henrik smirked at the pouting glitch, knowing he had won that arguement. He proceeded to turn himself to his computer, working on some of his documents. While in the midst of finishing one of the documents, Henrik heard a crash behind him, Quickly, he shot himself around only to be met by an overly embarrassed glitch, tangled in one of the curtains that loomed over the examination cot, equipment all over the floor beside the entangled glitch's feet. 

"Anti! What and how ze fuck did you do this! Ich kann meine Augen keine Sekunde von dir lassen, ohne dass du etwas vermasselst! Di bist wie ein verdammtes Kind!" Henrik yelled at the glitch before sitting up, huffing, and heading over to the glitch, helping him get out of the curtain. "I am not like a child.." Anti huffed at the German, clearly pissed at his wording. "Yeah, yeah, lie to yourself to make you feel better."

He had been dealing with the glitch for 25 years, and yet, he did not seem to want to get rid of the child like demon that accompanied him wherever he went. He grew fond of Anti's attitude, although he didn't want to admit it, Anti felt somewhat like a weird demonic son of his, with all his mischief and trouble.

But even one's we're fond of, 

Can go over the edge.