there was a guy. his name was unreddi. hes like 29 and a FUCKING LOSERR. anwyayysss one day he was taking a stroll through gotham, sipping on his candle wax, when he sees the JOKER!?!?!?!?!??! he ryuns and runs anf FUCKIGN RUNS until he reaches a dead end. turns out,, THNE JOKER WAS HEADED TO THE SAME ENNDDDD!! bam, hes trapped, what will he do?? "ah, i wish some super sexy bat human rich man emo type shit guy will come save me...". suddnely, he hears a noise. guess who it is......its......BATMAMNANNANANANNABNAN!!11! the man of his dreams has come to save him from this extremely cliche situation :D ! batman, with his sexy hair, and sexy abs, and sexy money, and sexy 77 y/o wrinkles, swoops the joker up off of his feet. the joker is demolished, for now, then proceeds to run away to look up fnf lore. unreddit is saved!! now... this batman guy... he had to thank him.
"b-batman senpai.. you saved me~~"
"haha, i was only doing my job >B)"
"oh senpai.. are you free saturday evening??"
"yeah shawty.. for you of co-"
he suddenly stopped, as if he had come a realization of some sort.
"y-y-your scent.. mm.." he moaned?? said?? we'll never know.
unreddits face became a deep red, he was a flustered little baka.
"ssenpai.. are you oka-"
he was cut off when batman slammed him into the wall.
"my little... sussy baka..." *growls*
batman smirked.
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batreddi (an unreddi x batman fanfiction.)
Fanfictionthis is a joke... ...probably....
