didnt know you were into guys who look like fucking ed sheeran

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by kyutsuno

by kyutsuno

THIS IS SUGGESTIVE HAHAHHAHAH DONT ASK
no shame

reddit had passed out :scream: !1!!1!1 batman didnt know what to do, he still had a raging boner but he wasnt rlly into doing unconcious emos. unreddi now knew he was an alpha,,,, the secret he had been hiding from gotham for so long...... but that didnt matter now. all that mattered was him, his willy, and reddit. reddit was laying there with his black hair spread out on the concrete and probably piss stained floor. batman senpai had to fight off the urge to convert into a ferrari. again, he didnt weanna do an emo, so he went to the bathroom and completelt forgot abt reddit ig. batman took off his shit stained mask and g-g-g-g-g-g--g-grabbed a hold of his member. PSKL:SLSLSLSLKBSABHAHYAz uhh he did his thing i dont rlly have to explain when suddenly, he hears a noise. it was his childhood frienfd, max senpai!!!! turns out, max liked abtman owo.... but he couldnt tell him tgat ofc. "u-uhm!! batsy watsy poo,, did i interrupt something..?" he said cutely. "howd u get in, i locked the fucking windows." "oh.. well.. its just.. i planted a tracking device on your t-mobile 5g iphone 12 so that if you ever met a boy who had long red hair, works at mcdonalds or taco bell, cheated on donna who was actually a lesbian, and burned down a straight pride parade i could find you before you two fell in looveee...." max said. ah. "d-do you need help??" max said again. *max blushed* batman was desperate, the strokes on his 13 inch schlong dong weren't satisfying him enough. "well... if you insist...~~" batman sighed. max started to grab a hold of his weewee, stroking lightly at first. batman moaned at his touch. THEN, SUDDWENLT, unreddi walks throufh the door, a look of terror and pain on his face.