Ladies and Gentlemen
Whores and Sluts
Step right up, behind this curtain
Is where all your fantasies come to life
This is a place where you can escape
Welcome to CANDYLAND!
Let me show you my game
I put those shoes to shame
These rhymes that i write
Make you wanna fuck all night
When we take off our clothes
She sucks me till it snows
I'll fuck her face so hard
She is my wild card
My sweet and sticky lollipop
Inside this sweet gumdrop
I'm bout to explode
It feels too good to stop
Just taste my tootsie roll
You melt my icicle
I gotta get my fix
Please lick my pixie stick
Welcome to Candyland
Ill split your ass in two
So take me by my hand
Lick it up, Slide it down
And satisfy my sweet tooth
Welcome to candyland
You'll wanna fuck me twice
I'll be your gingerbread man
First time naughty
Second time nice
Candyland, candyland
Just close your eyes and dream
of fantasies so obscene
I'll take you by the hand
This is my candyland
You are my sweet playground
Swallow my love 'til you drown
I'll be your backdoor man
Welcome to my Candyland
Welcome to Candyland
Ill split your ass in two
So take me by my hand
Lick it up, Slide it down
And satisfy my sweet tooth
Welcome to candyland
You'll wanna fuck me twice
I'll be your gingerbread man
First time naughty
Second time nice
You want my cock
But it's mine
So take a number, get in line
Whipped cream, and astroglide
Take off my wrapper, and slip and slide
Sticky like a lolli
Blow me 'til I pop
You can sample all my flavors, at my candyshop
Cum shots, and gum drops
Double fists, and blow pops
Trick or treat, squeeze my meat
Gimme something sweet to eat
Slip and slide on my face
You got that flavor I wanna taste
Lick your redhots
like a candycane
You'd think I was a zombie
By the way I give you brain
Welcome to Candyland
Ill split your ass in two
So take me by my hand
Lick it up, Slide it down
And satisfy my sweet tooth
Welcome to Candyland
You'll wanna fuck me twice
I'll be your gingerbread man
First time naughty
Second time nice
