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To Tessa:

I woke up and got up and looked in the mirror! I saw Zoe Laverne . I was exited because I got to see my baka bae Connor
Everyone hates on us because I'm like 19 and he's like 6. But love is love!!!
I text him and ask where are we meeting up daddy Connor
Then I texted my bestie
She's black so I'm not racist like I'm Zoe fucking Laverne I can say any word I want!!!!!
Then Connor texted me and said we're can go   at this really good place called McDonalds . Me and my home boy be meeting up there and he asked to me u after I said u were my baka baby bae!!!
I replied with omg ok baka daddy!!!
I got ready and put on my trump 2020 shirt and hat with some cowperson boots and and some musty crusty jeans!!
I went to McDonald's and saw Nicki Minaj. She was there with her baka bae Ed sheran!! It confused me why they were there after all Nicki hates McDonalds!! I looked around and I didn't see Connor so I went up to Ed sheran . He looked at me with heart eyes and droooled. He said " omg Zoe I'm such a big fan of urs !! He told me he had my merch in his car so I followed him. He had all my merch and I also saw he kidnapped and killed my baka bae Connor! I looked at Connor and Ed said oh don't worry about him he never liked you anyway!! I started to cry and Ed comforted me!! I pushed Ed away and kicked him in the balls as I said get tf away from me u ugly ass man. Why tf r u trynna hug me you ugly ass  British!! I walked away and said in his face kill all men. I felted bad so I went back outside
And saw he was naked. Then I went over to him we had seggs! I am now prego with my first Chiled named Sarah mariete Jude Christ Jessica Marie. We love her already

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Tessa I hope you enjoyed this!! This is what u get for making one about me. And disrespecting Nicki Minaj.