Pig Pimples, Moldy Shorts and Thanatos Eaters!?

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Annabeth's POV

Wow. Just wow. I never heard of anything about them. I mean we should be allies before things goes wrong. Just like in the Roman-Greek war/fights few weeks ago. We were stilled tired and both camps are finally rebuilding again. I have been working nonstop to design cabins, temples, shrines and even olympus after the war with Gaea ended. I really could use some rest right now.

I mean Percy just had his birthday a week ago and he was 17! Wow it's been 1 year since the Titan War. I was kind of excited to go meet the new allies. I really wish they are nice and doesn't judge us from who we are. And being the Seaweed he is Leo and Percy started singing "We're off to see the Wizard the Wonderful Wizard of Oz" Sometimes I wonder if he is just being adorable or he is just plain stupid.

"Children this is the plan that we will be doing. First Hecate will be blessing you so you can cast spells. Then Lord Zeus here actually gave Percy, Nico and Hazel to go through his domain." "Oh my Gods thank you so so so so much Lord Zeus." Percy, Nico and Hazel said. I'm sure they did it for the sake of it. "What in my father's name! I sound like Percy now!" Nico said. Oh gods this will take ages. "Wait Lady Hecate don't I already have magic?" Hazel asked. True. She was some of the few people I know who can bend the mist very well. Almost as well as the Hecate children. I know that Thalia can do a little to confuse a mortal but I've never seen anyone seeing through Hazel's Magic. Well actually Sally and Rachel can see through the mist really well.

"I know Hazel Lavesque, but you need different kind of magic for this. Magic my children can do. Although you're mist bending is improving very well to even confuse the Gods." Hecate said. I think Hazel looked really proud at the last sentence.

I guess Chiron was getting impatient because he continued on talking. "Ehm, As I was saying, you will take a plane to go to London. This will be on 29th of August. The school starts on September 1st. Anyway this man named Arthur Weasley will be taking you to a pub called Leaky Cauldron where i want you to be staying. But I must go straight to the school after i go to this pub as i will be a teacher there." Percy snorted at his name and said weasel under his breath and I heard Leo, Connor and Travis giggling under heir breath. I gave them my 'shut-up-or-you're-dead' glare as Percy likes to call them, to the boys. 

"During the stay you must go to Diagon Alley and go to a bank called Gringotts. Tell the people who work there that your vault is the Olympus Vault in Greek or Latin Please. Get enough money to buy these books you will be needing, a pet and a wand for each. Then on September 1st, you will go to Kings Cross Station in Platform 9 3/4. You must go there by running to a wall between platform 9 and 10. Then you must go to the back of the train of Hogwarts Express where you will have your own compartment. Apparently you will have 5 of the Hogwarts students to give you a tour of Hogwarts. When you reach the school, they will sort you. I don't know how so please ask one Neville or Cho. The next day, you will have a whole day to explain who you are. You may do your basic training on the weekends or after school. And for your information, Hunters will be hunting in England and in other places in Europe. Anyway, choose people to bring back to Camp Half Blood during the summer. During then we will teach our ways. Any Questions?" Chiron asked.

Jason asked "So who was this evil wizard dude's name?" "His name was Tom Riddle. I am sure Nico you know this, but his followers called him Lord Voldemort and his followers were called Death Eaters." "Ahahahaha who wants to eat Thanatos that's disgusting!?" Connor said.

"Voldymort?" Travis said.

"Vomitshorts?" Leo said.

"Moldyshorts?" Percy said.

Now we could not stop our laughter. Even Nico and the Gods started to laugh at this. The place began to get cold, the water or any kind of liquid in the room started to jump around the room, it smelled of ozone, Leo's hair was on fire and plants growing everywhere. With Piper charm speaking into laughing it was worse. And whats even worse is that I was laughing.

After solid 20 minutes of laughing we were calm. Sometimes Percy and Leo would snicker but we were lot more calmer than usual. Sometimes I wonder if their brain is a 5 year old's brain and it was just their body that looked like they were teenagers.

"Are you all clear?" Zeus asked still kind of giggling. I never saw him laughing, heck i never saw him smiling. "Yes, but i have few questions of my own. What was the history of this world?" I asked. Hecate answered that for me. "I will give a Hogwarts: A History to you so you can read it before you leave." "Oh and I forgot to mention, I will be teaching one of the classes called Defense Against Dark Arts. And Nico, I know you will say 'why do i have to defense against my self i am pretty much the dark arts.'" Chiron said, and Nico blushed. "Anyway while I'm away. I want Grover to be in charge here. If there is any problem IM me. Now I think Lord Poseidon wants to talk to you Percy. And I am sure these demi-wizards have to go to England soon correct? Now heroes the meeting is finished and start packing now! Make sure you bring the everyday essentials, armour, special occasion clothes. Oh and I forgot, you will have to be there for a year and you may stay there for the winter break or come back." Chiron said and we all got out of the Big House. 

I am so excited to go to this Magical School, but thinking about the name makes me laugh. I wonder why Poseidon wants to talk to Percy and I wonder if my dad is ok with it. I think I will tell him I got a quest i have to go. And I have to make sure Malcom, my brother will do a good job as the temporary head counselor.


Percy's POV

Oh gods, these wizards are so original! They named school Pig Pimples, Moldyshorts and Thanatos eaters? Oh man they surely have some humor in them. Oh and I wonder why dad wanted to talk to me.

"Hello Percy I thought it was time to teach you a new skill using your powers. And I am sure it will help you while your stay at that school you're going to. Its called water traveling. As long as there is enough water, you can go anywhere. But be careful, it will tire you down a lot just like Nico doing shadow-travelling. You know I thought of teaching you this after the Titan war, but my very amazing sister Hera decided to make you go to Camp Jupiter so i could not teach you. But during this year, you prove to me that you are powerful enough so i decided to teach you now." Dad said. Damn this year is going to be so much fun. Ha ha damn, dam, where is the dam snack bar? Oh crap focus Percy, focus.

We were at the lake and dad was just talking to the sea creatures in there. He looks like he is having fun here too.

"Now percy, there are few ways to do this. It depends on how much water there is. Like for example, right now there is a lake so what you can do is by making a mini tornado in the water, think of an image or thought about your destination. Now just go into the tornado and it will travel out there. But be careful percy less water there is, the more it can tire you. Now watch." Dad made a mini tornado, about his size then stepped into it and went 3 meters along the shore. Woah.

Percy you try he said. Oh gods I don't want to end up in China like Nico did with his first try. It was easy making the tornado, the problem was where to travel. So i decided to go 2 meters into the sea. And it worked! yay!

"Now percy this is another kind of way to transport your self. It is more advance so be careful. You first have to think about the water molecules around you then, think about the water inside you and do the same thing with what you did in that tornado one." Dad said. He did it and went somewhere. And he was right behind me!

"Holy Hades! You scared me so much!" I said. He just laughed at it. He really should have the coolest dad award in Olympus. I tried what he did. It was really hard to concentrate if you have ADHD. But i was able to do it. Harder than i thought.

"Now go practice this while you're at school. Do go too hard on your self got it Percy? Now I might actually send of of my child a sign soon." He winked at me and went into the lake and disappeared. I think I just stood there with my mouth opened for few minutes till Will walked by and closed my mouth. 

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