hanleya honeymoon 🍯☾

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"Ahhh, this is paradise..." Hana sighed as Leya sat beside her. "HANA WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN WHY ARE WE IN THE DARK DIMENSION FOR OUR HONEYMOON" Leya panicked. "Shhh..listen to the music Leya.." Hana muttered softly while listening to the fire crackling. "HANA THIS REMINDS ME OF CRYSTAL COMMITTING ARSON DURING OUR WEDDING PLEASE SEND US BACK"

"No."
"..."

Hana searched through the dark dimension curiously and eyed an area full of doors that lead to nowhere. "Leya!Leya! Let's go there!" Hana pointed at the limitless doors as she took Leya by the hand and pulled her away. "...Fine, but after this we're going back."

":( But Leyaaaaa-"
"Promise me."
"I promise!"

The duo was awed by the boundless amount of doors, a vibrant shade of colors and different shapes of the doors fitted the aesthetic of the dark dimension. "Neeheehee, The Dark Dimension is surely interesting." Hana said as she formed her fingers into an L and placed it below her chin.

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Door 1
"Oh Richard you surely know how to make a girl laugh." Ruby guffawed as she had a cup of tea with a....Richard body pillow?

"Yeah- L-let's just close the door, right Hana?" Leya whispered as she slowly closed the door.
"No."
"What do you mean no?"
"No. Do you wanna hear it in Spanish? Noh."
"Hana I swear to god-"

Ruby got up from her seat and knelt down on her knees, "Richard will y-"
Leya slammed the door aggressively
"ONTO THE NEXT DOOR!"

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Door 2
Bars of soap...everywhere? Well that's certainly weird- "hmmm" Soap hummed as they elegantly cut a bar of soap into blocks and ate each and every one of it. "Delicious 🤤🤤🤤" Soap said.

"Goodbye." Leya closed the door and ran to a green + purple coloured door with Hana.

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Door 3
Silence. An abyss of darkness, a spacial corridor with flickering lights.

"Mom come pick me up I'm scared" Leya shivered as she looked around the corridor.

COMING AT HANA AND LEYA AT SONIC SPEED WAS EMO BARNEY! HE HAS COME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND IS NOW BALD WITHOUT HIS KIM JI WON WIG.

"HANA THIS WAS A BAD IDEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Leya screamed as she grabbed Hana's arm and ran as fast as they could.

"I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME COME HERE GIVE ME A HUG YOU BOTH" EMO BARNEY EMERGED FROM THE DOOR AND FOLLOWED HANA AND LEYA.

"With the power of Naruto...I RUN." Hana came forward and naruto ran while holding Leya.

And Emo Barney was nowhere to be seen.

"..."
"THIS.THIS WAS YOUR IDEA OF A HONEYMOON, HANA?" Leya panted as she took a moment to breathe.
"It was fun tho-"
"Not another word."

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"Those cowards..." Emo Barney snickered and took off his head. Or may I say...hers.
"It was I all along! Xiao!"

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"It's just you and me now Richard." Ruby said.
"It's our honeymoon now!"
*K-drama music*
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