笑やまの~Attack on titan characters React to ships~

***Eren x Mikasa***

Me: poof~ 

*whole aot cast appears 

Eren: AHHHH TITAN 

Me: screams like a dying chipmunk 

Erwin: are you for the good of humanity 

Me: well no... I'm here to make you all react to ships~ 

All: what are ships 

Me: their romantic relationships between people which are created by the fandom(^‿^✿) 

Jean: oooooh like me and mikasa ~ 

Mikasa: bitch slaps Jean* 

Levi: Tch of approval* 

Erwin: I suppose we can spare a few minutes

Me: oh yes commander this will only take minutes heheheh ...

Christa: and suddenly I'm scared 

Ymir: don't worry lovely goddess who I will marry I will sacrifice my life for you. 

Christa: awwww Ymir your so sweet. 

Ymir: anything for you christa 

Reiner: Ugh get a room please don't tell me there's a ship involving them

Me: wait and see .... Wait and see *while curled up in ball rocking near the fire place. 

𝔸/𝕟 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕖 ( 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕚𝕣 𝕚𝕟 𝕚𝕤 𝕒 𝕙𝕦𝕘𝕖 𝕝𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕒 𝕓𝕚𝕘 𝕤𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕕𝕕𝕝𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖'𝕤 𝕒 𝕙𝕦𝕘𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕖𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕖. 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖'𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕤𝕠 𝕒 𝕓𝕖𝕕𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕟𝕖𝕩𝕥 𝕣𝕠𝕠𝕞 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 👀. 𝕀'𝕝𝕝 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕒 𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕖𝕟𝕕 ) 

Me: anyway *totally back to normal* we will show thee first ship 

Me: drumroll please 

Everyone: just stares * crickets chirp* 

Me: well it's eren x mikasa 🌸

Pushes remote* this picture of eren and Mikasa comes into view. 

Eren: blah ewww😒 that's the most disgusting thing ever 

Mikasa: drooling* awwww I think it's amazing eren don't you think so. We're meant to be 

Eren : ewww no get away from me you stalker 

Mikasa: I know you don't mean it eren my love 

Eren: SOMONE MAKE HER STOP!!!!!

Jean: crying* why stupid Eren you suck why why 

Levi: I don't ship this tch 

Hanjii: this is so wrong aren't they siblings 

Armin: no mikasa is Erens adopted sister 

Hanjii: so that means your erens sibling 

Armin: wait..

Hanjii: huh never thought you and Eren would be related 

Armin: we aren't.. 

Hanjii: oh well I can see the resemblance 

Armin: wait what ! Oh I give up 

Sasha and Connie: mikasa and Eren don't go together. Like a egg and milk 

Sasha and Connie: JINX 

Sasha and Connie: DOUBLE JINX 

Sasha and Connie: TRIPLE JI..

Jean wait so who's the egg and who's the milk 

Sasha: oh mikasa is the milk and erens the egg 

Connie: no erens the milk and mikasa is the egg

Sasha: no mikasa is the milk because she starts with M and Eren is the egg because he starts with E 

Connie: Oh makes more sense now 

Annie: muttering* how can anyone be so stupid. 

Me: well everyone whats the ratings 

Connie: 0/10

Sasha -0/10

Annie: 3/10

Bertholdt: 3/10

Christa: 2/10

Ymir: 0/10

Levi: 0/10

Erwin: 2/10

Hanjii: 0/10

Armin: 0/10

Marco: 1/10

Jean: -0/10

Mikasa: 1000000000000/10

Eren: wtf/10

Me: oh well final score is a 11 

Mikasa: wait did mine not count ...

Me: yeah you voted over 10 

Mikasa: NOOOOOO EREN NEEDS TO KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM 😍 

Eren: can we just move on already.pls pls pls pls 

Me: okay okay 

Eren: YESSS SUCK ON THAT MIKASA 

mikasa: I'd Love to suck on your joystick, Eren if you know what I mean 🥴

Eren:WTF 

armin: what does she mean 

Me: NOW MOVING ON TO ....