(✪㉨✪) Ymir x Christa (◉Θ◉)

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Me: YMIR X CHRISTA 

Reiner: OH NO PLEASE NO 

Christa: Reiner don't be sad your amazing 

Christa: But...... Ymir's better ...

Ymir: SUCK ON THAT REI-NER 

Christa: Ymir don't be mean 

Ymir: anything for you sweetie 

Hanjii: awww they look so cute together 

Sasha: I agree 🥺

Annie: meh adorable I guess 

Bertholdht: ANNIE YOU USED A DESCRIPTIVE WORD, IM SO PROUD OF YOU!!!

Annie: meh 

bertholdht: annnnnd she's back to normal but that's okay. This will go down in history 

Annie: meh 

Levi: tch 

Annie: meh 

Levi: tch 

Annie: meh tch meh meh meh tch 

Levi: tch tch meh meh tch meh tch 

Annie: nod of approval* 

Connie: with mouth open* DID THEY JUST COMMUNICATE IN TCHS AND MEHS 

Levi: nods* tch 

hanjii: OOH OOH I WANNA TRY 

hanjii: TCH MEH TCH MEH MEH MEH TCH TCH MEH 

Levi and Annie: look at her with total shock* 

Annie: well hanjii how could you be so rude to Sony and bean. 

Hanjii: wait w-what did i S-say.?! 

Levi: you said you could do that and I didn't want you in my life lol I just got out the shower so you don't know what I need you do for you my life and green river and orange. Sony sucks chicken noodles bake bean bake bean in to a pie. 

Hanjii: I said all that ....

Erwin: hanjii ummm ? 

Eren: snickers* wow hanjii 

Jean: you want to eat a titan !? In a pie??? 

Hanjii: breaking down in the corner* 

Me: well what are the ratings for Ymir x Christa 

Ymir: straight up 10/10

Christa: 10/10

Jean: 8/10

Marco: 8/10

Eren: fangirls* so canon so canon 10/10 

Levi: 10/10 

Mikasa: try's to be Eren fangirling* 10/10

Eren: not funny tch 

Levi: blushes furiously* 

Levi's mind: HE SAID TCH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH TCH TCH TCH I LOVE HIM LIKE LITERALLY HES A GOD TO ME EREN SWEET EREN I LOVE YOU TCH TCH TCH MARRY ME I LOVE YOU EREN EVEN IF YOU WERE A TITAN I WOULD KISS YOU EVEN THOUGH YOUR TITAN FORM HAS NO LIPS OH EREN YOUR LIPS ARE SO SOFT YOUR HAIR IS SO SILKY' YOUR, 

erwin: Levi snap out of it your looking out the window and your face is red 

Levi quickly regains himself* 

Erwin: my rating is 9/10 

Hanjii: 10/10 

Reiner: 3/10 

Ymir: grrrrrrrrr 

Bertholdht: 9/10 

Annie: meh 5/10 

Me: Okkkk now I'm not gonna work the final scores out you use your brain 🧠 . NEXT SHIP IS .....





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