1. Buy all the lotion and chapstick from your local dollar store
2.Melt all the lotion and chapstick in the microwave.
3. Pour the lotion chapstick mixture in a circle around you outside
4. Sing "Kumbaya,my Lord" until you hear thunder.
5. After hearing the thunder, break the circle with your foot .
6. Scream as a crusty, musty, dusty rat boi runs at you full speed on all fours like a wild animal
